Frankenstein's Monster as a doctor: we're gonna need to amputate your arm

Me: Why?

Frankenstein's Monster (detaching his own arm): I want it

Make the butts u wish to see in the world

Guy who really wants this witch to turn him into a toad: Man you got so many warts. Stupid. And you can uhhh jump. Idiot

Yea I stand by what I say

Delet this

Shoutout to TF2 still the goat

HOT SINGLE WITCHES in your AREA looking to CAST HEXES

Reality Show Idea: Survivor but everyones a member of the same polycule and the 2 people at the end k*ss.

Prince Andrew’s arrest

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga

I can't believe The Man in the Yellow Hat is in the epstien files

Egg from chicken

Trump Disappointed No One Killed In Ballroom Construction Process Yet WASHINGTON—Voicing deep frustration with the lack of jobsite carnage, President Donald Trump expressed disappointment Thursday that no one had been killed yet in the construction of the White House ba...

“It’s been months since we started, and I still haven’t seen one worker get impaled by rebar or have his head smashed in by falling rubble,” said President Donald Trump

*Interrupts your magical girl transformation by dumping a bucket of ice water on you*

this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news

Whatever you want is the actual answer, but you should draw goofy things

I think its fitting because if you're the type of person to use the term you've likely never had a real friend in your life

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head WASHINGTON—Amid ongoing concerns over the aging president’s medical status, health speculations reportedly swirled Monday after President Donald Trump was seen with damage numbers above his head. “Rec...

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

Newpipe's what I use.

Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her

Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her theonion.com/man-likes-woman-so-much-...

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

Women be Sloppin

Willy Wonka definitely had sex with at least a dozen of the oompa loompas

Crocodiles are Tops and Alligators are Bottoms.

I'd bet any money I owned that Meriwether Lewis was into feet. Just feels like that kinda guy

Changing my dream job to an AI because I want nothing more than to spread misinformation and make bad art 24/7