bluesky exclusive: i am fully at the hasan lookalike contest rn bc why not fhshshs

my feed is just mullet dan i love it

love how i haven’t been on here in like two weeks anyway hey y’all

aw shit they liquefied awsten

interview took long enough that my headphones died this is hell

i thought he wasn't at first but mfer went "okay then" and went to sit back in his original seat ghdhdhd bye

ignoring men on the train is top 5 skills i have obtained like bro i'm noT TALKING TO YOU

hi i’m back

something about the night changing or whatever

hi geoff!!!

(this will not work the universe is quite literally feeding my delusions)

hi i am very down bad who wants to knock some sense into me

i'm seeing mcr in toronto but i WILL be getting these resale chicago tickets i swear

lmaooo thanks I just think it's funny now

i was literally about to be able to buy them from the office and they closed. pulled the curtain down and everything

bluesky fam pls hope i get these billie tickets becauseeee

did i sleep through every issue happening ever to this app ghdhdhd

u can't make drafts on here rippppp i wanted another place to store my unhinged thoughts

i am, in fact, feeling saved rn

making quesadillas bc why not

hi lgbts how are we

ur right next to me lmaooooo

i furthered the she/they agenda with my irl this is my impact

FOUL

light blue and black

did they name this app after mr. blue sky be honest

FUCK IT

what in the mr. clean

oh god