I am genuinely struggling with the amount of fucking evil everywhere

driving and listening to KTAR for the first time in a very, very long time — give it to him @senanaliseortiz.bsky.social 🔥

Chi-Town Rob is about to put the “ope” in Pope

do a defunct team — Hartford Whalers would be sick

or Montreal Expos, Quebec Nordiques, etc.

in today’s edition of Adventures in Parenting, we discover that I do not know how to type out the past tense of “ribbit” 🐸

you have heard it said

make it great again

make your own self great

that’s a good place to begin

I don’t get the same “holy shit I hate everyone and everything” vibe here as I get on the other app so that’s definitely a start

anti-doomscrolling tip: do as many @nytimes.com crosswords from the archives as possible until you’re tired enough to sleep

oh I’ve got pretty solid knife skills! I was just holding the knife near the hilt (and less on the handle) so the repetition was enough for my index lol

but also I have the same fatal flaw with hot things 😂

I do! they’re sending lots of photos today and it’s making me wish we were up there — but we’re excited to host at our new house!

we’ll have to connect next time I’m in the area. enjoy your day, my friend 🫶🏼

I knew I was gonna be chopping like crazy so truly I’m the idiot for not wearing a glove/bandaid or something to prevent it lol

knife skills problems 😂

love the Boise River shot for the nostalgia but man, there’s something about an old bridge that just gets me every time

happy Thanksgiving, my friend!

do you have a blister forming on your finger from chopping potatoes/onions/celery/etc. for thanksgiving or are you normal

got a leak of Drake’s next single 🔥

one of my best friends and his wife were there! how was it?

one of the things I didn’t expect with Gen Z and Gen Alpha’s obsession with y2k fashion/culture is the f-slur and r-word becoming strangely commonplace again

can we just leave all of that in 2007 where they belong please?

Discussing Bluesky migration in terms of liberal flight misses the simple fact that most people use social media for fun not influence and this platform, unlike X and cruddified Facebook, doesn’t feel like you’re wading through shit to reach your friends. It’s not that deep.

The Penguin is a Very Excellent Show™️ and I sincerely hope DC doesn’t fuck up whatever sequel to The Batman they have planned the same way they did Joker 2

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals #nba

Trump self-reported himself at the Fulton County sheriff’s office as 6’3”, 215 pounds

Eric Gordon is officially listed by the #NBA as 6’3”, 215 pounds

…sure, Donald 🤡

bean iver

tech ducks

ooh! is there a prime spot for total darkness or?

Delayed by 3+ hours in the Charlotte airport (with a decent chance my flight back to KC gets canceled) and running on 4 hours of sleep, AMA

For sure. I just mean the lineage and the possibility of what could theoretically happen with Bol if he put it all together is similar to the expectations for Ayton as the top pick.

Both just have a *vibes* attitude sprinkled in here and there, and I think that hampers them at times.

I think it’s kiiind of a DA situation — clearly has the talent, but can the mind put it together?

(I say “kiiind of” because DA is more talented than Bol, but similar frustrations when you see what they *could* be.)

A true vibes signing, for the culture