not the way i already made this post almost verbatim and forgot

shoutout ellen of generous ur hilarious

i wish i was funny like a lot of ppl are on here but instead im mid

skitter & jinx are my fav characters ever and that says something about me but idk what

anyway uhhh that most recent digital circus episode was wild

good morning just screaming into the void, hows ur day been?

not jojo siwa dating him now

fuck off i can't stand when men hack a loogie it's so disgusting like, swallow it like the rest of us you freak

Screenshot of an urban dictionary post with the definition of 'skeet' written as: -semen, to ejaculate. Don't skeet on me. Is that skeet on your pants' posted by spoleze February 16, 2003.

sry but i'm still not gonna be on board for using 'skeeters' or 'skeets' on this app bc it literally means cum

really into korean skincare and colour seasons atm

skin is glowing and colour coordinated clothes are flowinggggg

A vintage novelty corded telephone designed to look like a green frog. The phone's receiver resembles a frog's head and body, complete with raised eyes and a smooth, rounded shape. The beige coiled cord is attached and bundled with a rubber band, ending in a clear RJ11 connector. The phone rests on a plain white surface.

When people say that ”things were better back in the day,” I can only assume they're talking about 1983 frog phone

i need this in my life

back to uhhh doing aestheticposting and shitposting ig

y'all sorry i dipped for so long my grandma passed away and it was heavy for a second there

what i'd love to be doing rn

don't surrender, fight it

is it a good idea to exercise when you're sick or not really

just thinking about wwdits and newwwww yorkkk citayyyyyyyy

ooo omg i'll check them out!!! i'm always looking for new books to read :o

what do you like about them??

but srsly why did they WATCH

i have nothing against furries btw

like why are they in fursuits peeing on litter boxes while watching eachother do it... on live television

ngl idk what's going on with jojo siwa and chris hughes but it makes for some great entertainment

finally shat after 2 days and all it took was drinking 1 instant coffee

they should invent a brain that doesn't tell you mean things at night time

so what if the pretty flowering trees in my neighborhood make me weep

summary of my acc