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Posts by Chris the Hat Man

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Charm City? More like wheeeeee city

The Orioles have had a 8% win probability or lower in each of their last 3 wins

It’s the 16th time in the divisional era (1969) a team has had a 8% or lower win prob in 3+ straight games they won

1st since: May ‘24 SF

Other by BAL: July ‘73

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give yourself permission to lib out a bit today

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Does this look like a man who isn't at the absolute pinnacle of his career????

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Rock the country going sideways is the one good news story going

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My favorite baseball logic is "J.J., Taveras and Blaze are playing way above their level, they are going to come back down to earth soon" at the same time as "Mayo needs as many ABs as possible. Just needs time to get going" and "Once we get Westy back..."

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Take that Sandy Alomar

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Reasons I made sure (medically) that I won't have kids.

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michael bloomberg with the broadway cast of hair for some bullshit fundraiser i dunno

michael bloomberg with the broadway cast of hair for some bullshit fundraiser i dunno

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Did my taxes. Turns out I'm too poor to help purchase any bombs 😎

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Comment from Peter S: "“Jeremiah Jackson” isn’t a ballplayer, its a 7-minute Bob Dylan song that’s all verses and no chorus."

Comment from Peter S: "“Jeremiah Jackson” isn’t a ballplayer, its a 7-minute Bob Dylan song that’s all verses and no chorus."

First newsletter comment of the day will probably be the best comment of the day.

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We are so back

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they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

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It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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Orioles need to stop making sick hats though. I have too many hats. The O with a bird in it is so cool

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The 5s being upside down 2s are really bringing the city connects down imo. Just cant look at it.

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A brick with "HELP! I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A BRICK" written on it

A brick with "HELP! I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A BRICK" written on it

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This is the biggest test to see if we are actually a team that wants to compete, imo. Signs point to yes but this would confirm it.

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I was yelling that at the game Saturday.

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Just Blaze!

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16. It's happened twice. 94 and 98

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Full plates

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the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being

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*guy cheering on nuclear war voice* why aren’t people having babies?

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The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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Liz Warren stood and applauded this a month ago. This is her war as much as anyone elses

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Dem strategy meeting: "We NEED to be focused on things that the voters wanted 10 years ago. Nothing else."

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like idk man, the public doesn't want this war, the polls show we hate the president, america has been hosting the biggest protest ever about every four months, and the cops all have tanks. not sure how to not disassociate for at least the hours i am at work.

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With respect, I don’t understand how a Reverend can respond to a threat of mass murder with comments about wealth.

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Will you donate $27 today to show the oligarchs you OPPOSE nuclear war?

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Oh so now we expect congress to go to work? I thought we believed in workers rights? Not a good look leftists

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