Me and my soon-to-be 18 year old & HS graduate! Time flies man.

*buys Twinkie at gas station*

me: who here in 2026?!

hello.

The breastfeeding mamas on Reddit are embarassed of their letdown during sex & I cannot relate at all. It’s so fucking hot, a good time indeed.

Folks of a PARTICULAR age will recognize this lil guy.

Seychelles isole dimenticate

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a black suv is parked in a parking lot with other cars ALT: a black suv is parked in a parking lot with other cars

It’s time for me to upgrade from a crossover to a full blown SUV.

Hot woman holding her 5 week old baby in some pants she ordered from Fashion Nova.

Big mama.

Oh wow! I didn’t know that. I need to eat more Indian food, now that I’ve been building my spice tolerance. lol. Am I stereotyping? aren’t most Indian meals spicy?

I wonder why so many Indian restaurants.

Damn! That sucks, was it easy to come by in Australia?

I’m so serious. 😂

Crab Rangoon is so underrated. I’m always on the hunt to taste the best. If it’s on the menu I’m getting it.

The way I’m about to be using my booty for the next year or two. > 🤣🥹🫶🏽 I’m not having back to back babies.

calvera

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Dan Fogelman created This Is Us and Paradise. No wonder it’s so good. Annie’s episode had me crying real fucking tears.

As a gin girlie, I second this.

Omg 🥰🥺 time flies. That sounds so fun!

🤣🤣🤣 how is little you doing?!

We are doing great! Just soaking him all in. 😩💕

Must be two 😘💕!!!! How are you love?!

Hiii! We are so good, ugh I’m just loving every minute of it. How are you?!

Baby Monty is here! 💕✨02/11/2026

Thank you so much! ✨

New video up pals

Thank you! 😊 💕

I went from Senior Studio Designer to Creative Director - Design in two years. Hard work pays off fr. Super excited for this next chapter in my life. ✨🥹💕

any day now. ✨🤰🏽💕

Someone check on Michael Irvin.