think of the poor CIA, how will it get its funding now

lol, we're about to have the sickest military

god seems to have a bit of an ego so he might be into it

YouTubers are dictators. "YouTuber" is an oppressive class, like pangender people or puppygirl people.

Deciding "pick up a football" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been mentally shattered by your straight boyfriends and it SHOWS.

the Dutch oven has tapped into the speed force

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

Haha unless

I promised too many beautiful trans woman I'd survive to tap out now

is this what people mean when they say someone's "oozing sexuality"

Reagan was a soft coup orchestrated by the CIA to get one of their own (Bush senior) into the white house

snailacious

some day this moral panic will be over and I won't have to expend so much effort performing femininity just to get consistently gendered correctly at work

the cat chose you

coke and mentos

Freeze Warning Freeze Warning from TUE 2:00 AM EDT until TUE 10:00 AM EDT

[cocking the hammer on my revolver]

the warm. give it back.

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

I want to have the most toxic relationship with Lee Pace. like full on Halt and Catch Fire Cameron and Joe level of toxic

we'd like you to think of the surveillance state as less of a prison panopticon and more of a photo album assembled by a guy who hides in your house

Playing a hilarious prank on my future self by throwing a plate of beans straight up in the air

WETS FOR BASIL!!!

The Ingenious Design of the Aluminum Beverage Can YouTube video by engineerguy

youtu.be/hUhisi2FBuw?...

yes. the aluminum can specifically

I have to be up in 7.5 hours 😭

it's not "sleeping in being lazy", MOM, it's GIRL ROTTING and it's SATURDAY!!!

cost of living is such bullshit. you mean to tell me I have to pay to live in this hell?

Avengers Infinity War movie poster

Avengers Infinity War movie poster

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate neurotypicals

i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics

Your reminder: The Democratic Party is not democratic. It doesn't represent the left; it represents the maintenance of the empire. Its job is to catch the fire of uprisings, smother it in committees, and hand it back as slogans. It could've enshrined abortion rights, civil rights, voting rights into law - but it didn't. Because its function isn't liberation, it's management: capitalism's babysitter, white supremacy's middleman, the two-party system's bodyguard.