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Get Birding with Sean Bean | Episode 1: The RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch | Birdwatching Podcast
Get Birding with Sean Bean | Episode 1: The RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch | Birdwatching Podcast YouTube video by Get Birding

Je suis sûr que vous l'aviez pas sur votre radar ca.
Le premier épisode vidéo du podcast "Get Birding", sur l'observation des oiseaux. Par Sean Bean.

Get birding.

Croivez en vos rêves.

2 months ago 0 1 1 0

C'est un grand OUI 🐦‍⬛

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Non, la constitution du gouvernement ne sera pas une catégorie sur la prochaine édition de SpeeDons.

6 months ago 1913 666 33 25

Bonne chance dans ta quête de la surface Daz. Ces daddy issues vont pas se résoudre toutes seules.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Bravo Ben ! Il est trop stylé le prix en plus 👌

7 months ago 2 0 1 0
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7 months ago 921 134 19 10

Il est 15h07, dépêche, je veux voir l'oeuvre de @benrenaut.bsky.social

7 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Sticker d'un pengouin sur un skate entouré de flammes avec écrit dessous "EXTREME MANCHOT".

Sticker d'un pengouin sur un skate entouré de flammes avec écrit dessous "EXTREME MANCHOT".

On dirait bien qu'il fait

10 months ago 494 112 9 2
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."

Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy."

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36

Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

10 months ago 4523 1301 42 171

Soutine à l'héritière

10 months ago 4 0 1 0
Un homme arrive dans une pièce et crie "It's free update time!" tout en tenant le jeu No Man's Sky dans sa main. Un homme au sol une larme à l'oeil et lui dit "No Sean! No! I have money!"

Un homme arrive dans une pièce et crie "It's free update time!" tout en tenant le jeu No Man's Sky dans sa main. Un homme au sol une larme à l'oeil et lui dit "No Sean! No! I have money!"

A chaque update

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

Oh bordel, j'imagine ta clavicule en mode "Oh shit, here we go again". Rassurée de savoir que tu t'en tire avec juste un gros bleu.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Quel génie ! J’espère qu’il t’a également proposé de te payer les vacances 🤡

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Merci l’ANSM de nous montrer la lumière! Nous, pauvres gueux accros aux cachetons qui ne faisons pas d’efforts pour aller mieux.
Je vais, de ce pas, arrêter mon suivi médicamenteux/thérapeutique et plutôt courir avec mes potes.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Tellement quali' comme format 💯

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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10/10 No Skip 🧡

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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a man is standing in front of a building with the words `` it 's a miracle '' written on it . Alt: A man is standing in front of a building with the words `` it 's a miracle '' written on it .
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A curvaceous frog hangs seductively amongst some greenery, FROGUE is written in the same style as VOGUE magazine

A curvaceous frog hangs seductively amongst some greenery, FROGUE is written in the same style as VOGUE magazine

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it. FROGUE.

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Happy Friday!

1 year ago 186 38 2 1

Bordel, t’as pris le même que moi

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Project zomboid et oui ça ajoute une bonne dose de stress quand tu ne sais pas combien de coups sont nécessaires pour venir à bout de ces bouffeurs de cervelles.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Yep

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

J’approuve grandement 💯

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
Meme d'un homme dégouté par Le Pen dans une urne de vote et du même homme satisfait de Le Pen dans une urne funéraire

Meme d'un homme dégouté par Le Pen dans une urne de vote et du même homme satisfait de Le Pen dans une urne funéraire

Je viens de retrouver ça

1 year ago 4993 1126 54 39

Le plus dur c'est de passer l'acte 1 en vrai, un fois que tu as passé ça et que ton build est en marche, c'est plus simple. Mais au début, tu serres fort les fesses à chaque combat.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Alors la règle c'est d'éviter un max de combats inutiles. Avec une haute dextérité, tu peux aussi augmenter ton initiative pour être le premier à jouer dans un tour. Y aussi des builds qui permettent aussi d'avoir plus d'attaques par tour. Bref, c'est faisable mais faut de la préparation en amont.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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J’ai testé et j’ai pas encore réussi à passer l’acte 1 🥲

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Oh mais leurs bouilles, je fooooonds 🫠💛

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Download, cut out & make a host of vintage computers. Because it’s Cyber Monday. rockybergen.com/papercraft

1 year ago 93 31 4 4

Le lundi le plus cool du mois 👌

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