Maybe there's a Forrest Gump sequel?

That's because the shelves are standing in a ditch.

🦇🤡

"swordfish"

They never mention Chad, do they?

I *am* an animal: I am a human being.

Some who is attempting to hide from his past.

Bad! Bad engine! Go to your bedroom!

Giant chicken statue outside of Eggville Cafe in Cary, Illinois. It’s about 7 feet tall.

IT’S A CHICKEN! A GIANT CHICKEN!

"Mafi-a-Lago"

I miss the rains down in Africa.

"Going to a fashion show"

I hope that, some day, I may drive along the rural roads and marvel at the solar panels standing above the crops.

When did opening a checking account require proof of U.S. citizenship?

Sure thing, Paul

Remember the Good Old Days, when businesses didn’t play music in their lobby? When you weren’t forced to LISTEN TO THE MOST GAWD-AWFUL POP MUSIC SUNG BY THE WORST AUTO-TUNED “ARTISTS”? ASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Meta plans to slash roughly 8,000 jobs next month: report Meta is reportedly planning to lay off nearly 8,000 employees next month as the tech giant works to offset its rising AI infrastructure costs.

They're "LAIy-offs". www.foxbusiness.com/technology/m...

Trump supporter?

Pure poetry

"Jucika and corn on the cob"

If only we could send Trump to "live on a farm".

He's overdue for a cape-cut.

Captain Klutz. Red longjohns, blue cape, winged blue helmet, white shorts with black polka dots.

Now, MAGA supporters, on the other hand…

Wilson Pickett!

$500: Town
$250: Broadway
$100: Winkerbean

"Jucika at the campsite"

"Jucika organizes social work"