Sometimes I mistakenly think I’m the one in the family with the more interesting life. My folks are on their way to visit the mysterious man that lives in the mountains and builds race car engines because their own race car’s engine blew a heavy caliber bullet hole in itself in the middle of a race.

This is WIP footage, and god it already feels so fun to play this game.

Ayyy everygobby, no scheduled streams today. Might be a blender night. I got some ideas that are still fresh in my mind so I think I need to strike now

Also thinking I could take a crack at learning block bench. I’m hoping it might be ideal for props and other assets

MotorSlice will release May 5, 2026

Fight epic boss fights, parkour through a deadly megastructure, ang get the job done when the game is released in 2 weeks!

a man in a red jacket stands in front of a wall with the words death approaches above him Alt: The Weeknd trapped in a maze of lights and mirrors looking around panicked as the words “death approaches” appear

If the timer runs out, the ghost of L. Ron Hubbard starts chasing them

At the very end is a pillar shaped like Tom Cruise, when they knock it over they have to run back out

The sawmill at night. Twin Peaks S01E08 - The Last Evening.

Twin Peaks: The sawmill at night.

a pixel art of a girl crying with a gun behind her . Alt: a pixel art of a girl crying in the dark

Ayyyy thanks everygobby for a nice stream, we finished up Valkyrie Saga and then did some PowerWash Simulator 2

Sent the Goblin Gang on over to @lunaraara.bsky.social who's playing some PRAGMATA

I'll see y'all Wednesday for Episode 5 of Urban Myth Dissolution Center

Twitch Twitch is the world

And we are live! More Valkyrie Saga starts right now!
www.twitch.tv/game_goblinvt

#Envtuber #Vtubers #vsky

a man is taking a picture of a person riding a scooter Alt: A man leaping off a terrace(?) over a stairway into a canal

Good morning everygobby, hope you’re having a nice and responsible day.

Hehe

We’re streaming more Valkyrie Saga tonight at 8pm. More platforming exploration goodness.

www.twitch.tv/game_goblinvt
#envtuber #vtubers #vsly

Right about now Buck Bumble is officially your new wholesome 4/20 mascot, and we will not be taking further questions ...at this time. But stay tuned and BEE sure to follow us for forthcoming news and announcements! 👀🐝 #BuckBumble

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

a man is taking a picture of a person riding a scooter Alt: A man leaping off a terrace(?) over a stairway into a canal

Good morning everygobby, hope you’re having a nice and responsible day.

Hehe

We’re streaming more Valkyrie Saga tonight at 8pm. More platforming exploration goodness.

www.twitch.tv/game_goblinvt
#envtuber #vtubers #vsly

Ayyy everygobby, since everything on here is still ongoing, we’re just reusing the schedule, it’s recycling or something like that.

NEW! We’ve got Cannabilism designed by @athanuki.bsky.social and I'm Doing Something designed by @gleno.theyetee.com both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com

Welcome to the first first-person mutator, Godzone 6.
Brought to you by the creators of Void Bastards and Wild Bastards (and Card Hunter).
Coming in something less than 10,000 years
"Be all you probably shouldn't be"

Please spread the word of Godzone 6. 💀

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown.

I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

So… what ARE some of your fave birds? 🦜

How do you turn regular water into holy water? Boil eight hot dogs in it, then let it cool.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-int...

TitleAnatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a WerewolfDescriptionA silver colored wolf-man stands on his back wolf legs, human-oid arms with talons stretched out in agony. His bare human-oid chest has white hair stretching down from his neck. His wolf head roars, mouth open and eyes wide. Dark grey coloring stretches from his nose, down his back and on to his tail, that’s finished in white. His legs and hands are white fur. He stands on a rocky ground.JokesThe Origin: You become a werewolf when ANOTHER werewolf bites you. Then YOU bite and make ANOTHER werewolf… it’s like multi-level marketing, but less skeevy.Aesthetic: His overall aesthetic is “Muppet that has SEEN some things.”Movement: He moves like an unbalanced washing machine.Scent: And smells like bowling alley carpeting.Identification: (points at neck) “Collar I.D.”Snout Utility: (points to head) The perfect snout to get that last Pringle.Dental Work: (points to head) His teeth are arranged with all the precision of a medieval village built without permits.Schedule: He only shows up once a month. …but that’s still better than Congress. ZING!Fashion: Thank God he got the Levis with the lycra.Aging: (points at tail) He still “Marks his Territory,” but ever since he turned fifty, it just takes longer and longer.

The alt text for the "Anatomy of a Dragon" comic by Dave Kellett is broken down into a title, a visual description, and a list of the jokes included in the illustration:TitleAnatomy of Monsters; Anatomy of a DragonDescriptionA green, scaly, four-legged creature with giant bat-like wings sits on a glistening gold dirt. His head is covered in dark spines, heavy eyebrows cover his eyes. He has a heavy chin and smoke protrudes from one of his nostrils.Jokes & AnnotationsClassification: Remember, Kids! - A dragon has 4 legs/2 wings. - A wyvern has 2 legs/2 wings. - A wyrm has 0 legs/0 wings. - And a WORM is the same as a wyrm, but without the hardcore name.The Vaping Dragon: Smoke constantly drifts from his nostrils like a teenager trying to hide a vape pen.Nature's Balance: Every dragon is born with one armor scale missing, for the benefit of talented archers. (It’s nature’s balance.)Dietary Habits: Practices the “Five-second Rule” for dropped sheep.The Landlord Look: The eyebrows of a grumpy landlord (…who also happens to be a nuclear weapon.)Culinarily Correct: Is convinced that shiny armor is just “Stay-fresh” Packaging.The Proverb: Believes “revenge is a dish best served at 3,000 degrees.”Social Media: Spends his weekends swiping right on pictures of unprotected royal treasuries.

The alt text for the "Anatomy of a Sasquatch" comic by Dave Kellett is structured as follows:TitleAnatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a SasquatchDescriptionAn ape-like man stands in the classic Big-Foot stance, mid-walk. His arms and legs and shoulders are covered in fur, his hands, feet, biceps and chest are flesh. Behind him is a forest of trees.JokesThe Ultimate Cryptid: He’s the ultimate American cryptid!Posture: (pointing to the previous joke) …with the posture of a middle-aged dad trying to find his glasses.Strength: He’s super strong! He can bench 150! (An F-150)Fur Texture: Fur has the texture of shag carpeting that’s been left in a damp basement since 1974.Hands: Knuckles for DAYYYYYS.Build: His build is the perfect blend of “powerlifter” and “dude powering through a few sleeves of oreos.”Shoulders: Don’t think of it as “Hairy Shoulders,” think of it as “Natural Rain Poncho”Origin: He was made famous by a 1967 filmstrip of what is clearly a dude-in-a-Gorilla-Suit.Stabilization: (pointing to previous joke) (Someone ran the film through modern film stabilization software. It is HILARIOUS how much it's a dude in a suit.)Legs: His calf muscles look like four angry raccoons fighting over a corndog.

TitleAnatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of Baba YagaDescriptionAn old lady with a long crooked nose, white scraggly hair held down by a red head scarf, wide eyes, mouth open in a witchy cackle, walks along a path. She has a brown leather bag across her shoulder decorated with bones. Her dress and cloak are brown and tattered. Behind her is a cottage held up by chicken legs.JokesRole: Part forest-guardian and part local terror, she’s a Slavic witch who rewards the polite and (accidentally!) eats the rude.The "Accident": (pointing to the previous joke) “Accidentally” is doing a lot of heavy lifting, there.Reasonableness: As far as witches go, she’s reasonable! Provided you can survive her easy-to-remember 608-step chores.The Name: If you pretend you’ve never heard it before, doesn’t the name BABA YAGA sound like a Swedish band that won Eurovision in 2009?Real Estate: (pointing to the cottage) Her house walks around on giant chicken legs. Which, Honestly? In this housing market? I’d make an offer.Transportation: She doesn’t ride a broomstick! She rides a mortar-and-pestle.Tech Gap: (pointing to previous joke) Which is fun for her, because everyone born after 1810 has to Google what a “Mortar-and-pestle” is.The Fence: Famously, her house is surrounded by a fence of human bones. Which is an aggressive way of saying “kick that ball into my yard, you AIN’T GETTIN’ IT BACK.”

Gang, making these ANATOMY OF MONSTERS has been so dang fun. If you want to read a whole bunch of 'em in a row, they're at sheldoncomics.com

I have sometimes wondered what would happen to my collection should I pass, I don’t care much so long as it’s still being enjoyed. But I wouldn’t be in a position to object so the point is moot. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Some records in my collection have been passed down to me, and one day I hope someone else will be enjoying my music when I’m long gone. You can’t pass down a subscription. I mean you can but what a lousy gift, “here my child, now you are on the hook for $9.99 a month”

Missing the forest for the trees, no?

Take my vinyl collection for instance. My ability to listen to it is not dictated by if my Internet connection is good or if I’m still paying my monthly sub. If I want to listen to Rainbow Goblins, I can put it on my turntable.

Morning everygobby, got my groceries and started laundry. Usual Sunday ritual.

I don’t think I really need to make a new schedule, it’s all continuing play throughs right now

Guess I can just work and relax today

All hololive portraits in a colored illustration poster with Ina, Kiara, Caliope, Gura, Amelia, Irys, Baelz, Fauna, Kronii, Mumei, Sana, Bijou, Shiori, Fuwamoco, Nerissa, ERB, Raora, Gigi and Cecilia

[ #HoloEN poster 🎵]
I realize I never posted my updated poster of #hololive english!
I love them all ✨

Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤

Made some decent headway in blender stuff last night

This project is something of a soft redesign for my model. Correcting some persistent mistakes, applying things I’ve learned from the past year with my low poly model, actually using a 1024x1024 texture and not 1024x512 😅

I will be 2x stronger