#NJDevils GM Sunny Mehta:

“Taylor ham, not even a question.”

The Onion Signs New Deal to Take Over Infowars A new deal, which would allow The Onion to use the Infowars name and website address, must be approved by a Texas judge.

The Onion has to convert Infowars into a parody of itself: licensing the website from the site's court-appointed manager. Here's how it would work, and what would need to happen for it to become reality. nyti.ms/425AbUV

Hell yeah Buffalo.

Hegseth: As the Bible says in Alacurd 97:06 "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets."

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Buffalo, boring answer but it would be fun. In the west the Oilers.

The #NJDevils announce they have hired Sunny Mehta as their next general manager.

Welcome home, Sunny!

On my tax form under dependents I'm just going to write alcohol.

Hello fellow human. Please direct me to Sarah Conner.

We need to monitor Spider-Man for changes

Artemis safely landing back to earth

Hang it in the NMAAHC…

A Paul Cotter goal?

Cody Glass at 2.5 is a bargain
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TIMO!!!!!
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If the astronauts had used Linux they'd have been at the moon and back and they'd be justifiably smug about it.

Habba at your boy! Can she get confirmed.

Bondi out - Habba at your boy

Happy ThinkGeek Remembrance Day to all who celebrate.

Question 1: Are you Peter Chiarelli in a fake mustache?

And this one is over.
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Are we sure it went in?

Timo is finally heating up
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JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's some bull****
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Hughes is possessed
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Please don't hurt Nick Frost, or anyone else, he's a treasure.

That was the best relationship she ever had