The APRIL FOOL’S DAY (‘86) board game. 🤡

The Oscars in my preferred universe.

Can never thank David Lynch enough for all the times he scared the living daylights out of me. RIP 👑

Delicious Psych-o’s cereal!

Merry Christmas! Wish I could give you all a BIG FOOT game!

Holy Hooper TEXAS CHAINSAW fans, it’s a wreath of Franklin! 🎄

It’s a Mrs. Mac from BLACK CHRISTMAS (‘74) wreath!

Every day is garbage day when you own a vintage SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, PART 2 (‘87) wastebasket! 🗑️🎅

The Divine Colorforms Dress Up Kit! Now with Christmas Cha Cha Heels! 🎄

SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT (‘84) lunch box. 🎅🔪

I sure hope I find an INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (‘78) man faced dog under my Christmas tree this year!

Hope everyone is having a FREAKY Friday the 13th! 👻

It’s Friday the 13th and it’s December! Perfect time to listen to the classic Christmas song “I saw Mommy Killing Everyone” by Little Jason Voorhees!

Make sure your family is wearing DAMIEN: OMEN II (‘78) pajamas this Christmas morning! 🐦‍⬛

Dusting off my Phyl (Andrea Martin) from BLACK CHRISTMAS (‘74) snow globe for the holiday season!

THE SHINING video game.

Haven’t bought a magazine in years but could not pass up this issue!

Today I was lucky enough to snag Jerry Goldsmith’s POLTERGEIST II (‘86) soundtrack! 👻📞

BLACK CHRISTMAS (‘74) wrapping paper.

All I want for Christmas is THE THING (‘82) snow cone maker.

BLACK CHRISTMAS (‘74) colorforms playset.

Classic Donald Pleasence Christmas Album.

I’m very sad to hear they’ve canceled LONGLEGS & SHIRLEY.

Happy December 1st!

Get your DON’T LOOK NOW (‘73) death dwarf dolly while supplies last!

Shout out to all the fine people who accidentally buy presents for themselves this holiday season!

Happy Thanksgiving from Kindertrauma (& THE FOG ‘80)!

Thanksgiving Essentials: THE ADDAMS FAMILY (‘91) & ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (‘93)

Don’t forget to stock up on BLOOD RAGE (‘87) brand cranberry sauce!

Vintage THE HILLS HAVE EYES (‘77) lunch box. 👁️ 👁️