She's currently tiptoeing with a bag full of rabbit themed items. Ranging from lucky rabbit feet to full on rabbit shaped gems.

"Mwehehehe."

"Golly gee! Das da captain of da Navy! Not weally. I'm just yankin' yer chain!"

"Are ya allowed ta say a word like dat?"

"Fwoggy Woman."

"JUST PUNCH EACH OTHER ALWEADY!"

"Nevermind. They're just talkin'. Dats all dey do now."

"DA HEWOES ARE FIGHTIN'! SCWATCHY, SCWATCHY! BITEY, PUNCHIE!"

"Not what I said! I said GWAY not GAY. DERE'S A DIFFEWENCE!"

"Yous is one of dem...mowally gway peoples."

3. She has zero superhuman powers. None. Everything she can do is genetic (such as having hypermobility syndrome) or can be learned like by taking gymnastics classes!

2. She's a callback to how villains used to be in the "golden age" of comics! Doing mostly bunny themed crimes.

"Wittle, wittle hewoes! If ya are the good guys, why do most o' ya put wed in da costumes ya wear?"

1. She has multiple pet rabbits named after famous fictional rabbits or puns.

Peter, Eustace, Pee Wee, Crosshare, Eggbert, just to name a few!

✭ clover ✭

This allows me to give some quick lore facts about Miss Cottontail! :D

✭ clover ✭

Cottontail's speech thing is 100% gonna annoy someone because that means they gotta decipher what she's trying to say.

"I'm da mistwess of wabbits. And I know pwenty o' wabbits myself bwehehe. Like my wittle buddy, Cwosshare!

Such a wittle wabbit."

"Bunface? Dis is a joke, wight?"

"I do not want ta be a bwue hedgehog."

"In a world full of anthropomorphic animals, be a normal woman dwessed wike a wabbit."

Spinning in a chair, petting quite an oversized rabbit in her lap.

"Yes, yes, Cwosshare. It's lookin' good. Da boys are gettin' it all set up. Dat wabbit shaped wuby is as good as ours."

"Just buy 'em a necklace and call it a day."

"Dat might just be a you thing."

"What are ya goin' on about? I'm just a wady who went baaaad! Nothin' more, nothin' wess! Da ears are fer show!"

"Da ever wondewous, da magical, da mistwess of mayhem....

MISS COTTONTAIL! Ya best nots forget it either, buster!"

"Pwoperty damage is da best type of damage!"

"What a wonderful morning! No hewoes ta stop me, I stole me a gem, AND my went is goin' down! Dis calls fer a celebwation!"

"Why wouldn't they? Wabbits are my entire thing!"

As he does that, she quickly stops each time, plucking the rabbits up and holding them in her arms.

"Hi wittle fellas~"

Nuzzling into them before gently placing them on the ground, pulling a few baby carrots out of a pocket on the inside of her jacket.

"Take em! They're weally yummy and healthy!"

"HEY! Get back here!"

Hopping as fast she can, mumbling the entire time.