Germs are woke

It actually a detriment imo because that team could have a poor offensive game and you’re screwed on two players

The “I” stands for “intelligence” though

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It’s just Steve Rogers looking at the camera

We have a humiliation fetish

Have we considered turning them off and then back on again? What if they died their hair blonde? Went on an Eat-Pray-Love?

Mets fans are not so much a fanbase but the world’s largest support group for humiliation addicts

With the way the Mets season has gone it’s a miracle that Alvarez wasn’t drilled in the nuts

My wife and I get into stupid debates all the time so I felt this pure relationship joy

I spent 2,000 for my wife and I to go to 2 events…. Swimming was $500 a pop, 100m dash final was over $1,000

Baseball — “reasonably” priced at $200

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

Not sure there are many worse feelings as a parent than to be disgusted by your own kid

It took all my effort to not put my reporter hat on and ask follow up Qs

My own favorite movie theater story is based on TROS…

A very clearly first date was happening behind me (high school-ish age). Immediately upon them sitting down the girl looks at the guy and tells him she’s never seen a single Star Wars film

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Me:

Some HUGE news this morning: I'm writing a book!

It's about the 100-year relationship between Hollywood and Wall Street and how these two pillars of American society have both emboldened and battered each other throughout the past century.

I simply cannot wait to share this:

I still have a recurring dream about the Astronomy class I never went to during Sophomore year

Congrats!

When you make an entire roster out of the fake name generators

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Major Patton Oswalt from Parks and Rec vibes

I forgot Jared Young was still alive tbh

Nightmare start for new Disney CEO as Sora shutdown makes it a trifecta of losses This can’t be how Josh D’Amaro wanted to start his new job.

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Of all the people that spoke today, Wyle had the most insight and actually backed it up with data

Whenever someone gets way too serious about sports I always remind them: Sports is supposed to be FUN

AI didn’t kill BuzzFeed, the company overspent and was funded at wildly unreachable valuations. It forced its way into an IPO (via SPAC — remember those? Lol) that ruined its business

The pivot to AI was a Hail Mary throw

One of the most disastrous IPOs ever and the poster child for the 2010s era of overinflated digital media outlets

We’ll see how baseball does in the LA Olympics, but given waning interest in All Star Game, I could see them instead breaking for Olympics/WBC every other year

It’s like Team USA is embarrassed to admit that it cares about this as much as Latina America/Puerto Rico/Japan