Photo of my domestic shorthair cat with grey fur sitting on our tawny colored couch with his head laying on his paws

Bing Bong 🥰

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Who here is in the camp of TTPD album of the CENTURY???? 🙋‍♀️

Insomnia sucks.

TTPD is not just for April.

It is every second, minute, hour, day, week, month, year of my life.

My worst nightmare came true today. A spider fell on me as I was driving. No I’m not ok. But hey I didn’t crash!

Thank goodness ABC canceled TFP’s season of the bachelorette. Should never have casted her in the first place but this is better than nothing #thebachelorette

I don’t think I will ever get over Tortured Poets. Like you’re telling me loml, so long London, the black dog, and Peter are on the same album?!?

Arresting Andrew on his birthday is just 🥳🎉🥰

Today really felt like a Monday stuck in an endless February.

What if he’s written mine on my upper thigh only in my mind?

This love representation!!! Soooo underrated

Ranking my top 50 Taylor swift songs

My top 50!

I stopped going on Facebook a year ago cause I was distraught about how many of my “friends” who I thought I knew turned out to be MAGA. It is sad how many relationships I had to end because people in my life lack humanity and basic common sense.

No way!!!

I’m so sick of hearing about ice in all its forms. America has had enough

a meme of Taylor Swift wearing a white shirt with black writing that says “big dick is back in town”

taylor swift inducted into the songwriters hall of fame and called justin baldoni a bitch

Shuffling Taylor songs is dangerous cause today I went from jamming to Wood into Dear John. Just like that. And no warning.

Omg yes

I need Nathan Fielder on the next #traitors season pls

Despicable. No words.

Everybody's waiting for you to break down
Everybody's watching to see the fallout
Even when you're sleeping
Keep your eyes open

When are we going to impeach this mf???I’m out of patience and more people will die in the meantime

I’ve never been more ashamed to be an American

Oh got it. Sad :(

Finished the stranger things finale. Confused. What happened to all those pregnant women in the upside down??? They were forgotten about just like Derek’s parents

Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan

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Omg thank you for the rec! I am glad at least one person has had a change of heart. I guess it is possible.

Looking for good news: does anyone know of a person who used to be MAGA and has since seen the light and is no longer a supporter? Do those people even exist?

No one needs backstory for Gaston
More oratory for Gaston
These things are not mandatory for Gaston…