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Posts by Ol' Simpkin

good GRACIOUS that looks amazing!

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Every skeet is a confession

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people who say they're apolitical and actually mean it

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know what you mean. brain ain't braining today

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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They want a woman so bad? Run AOC. Let's see if Kamala lost because of her gender or if it's because she was just a genuinely unpopular establishment Dem pick.

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need crab rave but with gay frogs

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Levar Burpin'

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guy who's excited to get a follow but is then disappointed when it turns out to be a real person instead of a bot

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200 notifications but not the one you want

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the birds mock me for going to bed at 4am

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Valid point, but have you considered:

1. That's my purse.

and

2. I don't know you.

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has...anyone ever heard someone use the phrase "justice involved population" before now? I've only ever heard "incarcerated people" and similar terms.

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We don't know each other, so I'll forgive you for mistaking me for a Centrist. This time.

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this is extra funny because the finger and slow zoom make this look like the "free real estate" clip

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The years following the catastrophic 2015-16 Democratic primary were totally insufferable, but at least we got a left-wing Tea Party out of it. Just adds another dimension of how horribly Hillary Clinton failed in her shot at the presidency. I would be livid with her if I was a Centrist.

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ohh, she just kinda... looks like that.

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what's going on with Bjork's face?

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He lied to us and sold the Democratic party as progressive for votes. But that lie kinda stuck, and now progressives are fighting centrists for control of the party's future.

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Yes and no. If nothing else, it was a valuable lesson that ended up moving a lot of Obama voters left toward Bernie and then even further. I'd say Obama is directly responsible for the progressive schism among the Democratic Party, for better or worse.

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A reminder, as Obama and Mamdani come together for the first time in person, that Mamdani is everything the GOP said Obama was... but wasn't: an African-born socialist Muslim.
#justsayin

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In my estimation, the ultra-wealthy are not members of the public because they do not dwell in public spaces and are not personally involved in the community.

Treating corporations like people was a mistake. We need to start treating the rich like corporations.

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that's why I prefer the kobong

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did we ever figure out how magnets work?

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"remember Moon Child? this is him now:"

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or to give it the Hideaki Anno treatment:

It's (Not) For Women

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IT'S NOT (just) FOR WOMEN (anymore)

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this reads like you were mistakenly invited to an orgy

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fuzzy lizard

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