Can of Aass and some sun 🌞

Hung users hanged?

Absolutely

If I was a billionaire there would be signs.
WW2 fighters flying CAP against drones, B-29 AWACS, etc...

Screenshot av en notification fra en dating-app om at en kvinne som heter Helga kan være noe for deg. Det er fredag.

Nå er det faktisk helg

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

I had to look this up. It's TRUE. 😮 Before 1974, banks typically required a father's or husband's signature in order for a woman to open a credit card account. HOLEEEE SHIT. In my lifetime?!! The patriarchy really sucks. #ArtemisII

Dieselbrøl på Ullevål nå, sku hatt en A-10 nå

har du husket å pardanne med lavverdimenn?

"Noreg er eit homogent land med ein felles kultur". Ein 🧵

Colonel Bennike said it was about “Sveriges frihed og Danmarks ære” (Sweden’s freedom and Denmark’s honour). The troops only returned to Denmark in June 1940. Bennike would return to Sweden in 1943 while escaping the Germans for his support to the resistance. He joined the Danish Brigade in 🇸🇪5/5

Ved arrangement der det er barn eller stortingspolitikarar til stades, bør det som hovudregel ikkje vera alkohol involvert.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

these are the stupidest people to ever live

this was a bad idea from people that are unbelievably high off their own supply

Frankrike og Spania er historisk sett de viktigste landene når det gjelder okkupasjonen.
Under Trump 1 byttet Marokko anerkjennelse av Israel mot at de fikk anerkjennelse for sin okkupasjon.

All the anti-trans stuff has turned the NYT British.

ok, kanskje bare på en måte da

Charlie Kirk var på mange måter USA's Karl XII!

sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: < laughs at a joke I said> Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, 11:48 pm • Mar 06, 2019

Artikkel fra Wiktionary om ordet "dass".

Noe sier meg at å ta en nordlands trompet på dass kanskje ikke betyr det jeg tror det gjør

Saw someone call it "H-E-U, Điện Biên Phủ!" and that has taken me out

Vergebungswaffe 1

🚨Sweden to trigger ARTICLE 5 after Motorized Brigade captured Strömstad earlier today.

Ganske gøy hvordan litt fucka døgrytme og usikkerhet om/når du sist tok medisinene dine kan føre til at hjernen din tar deg med på eventyr i drømmeland 🥳

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Might actually want this on my gravestone?

The word blurb was coined in 1906 by American humorist Gelett Burgess (1866–1951).[2] The October 1906 first edition of his short book Are You a Bromide? was presented in a limited edition to an annual trade association dinner. The custom at such events was to have a dust jacket promoting the work and with, as Burgess' publisher B. W. Huebsch described it, "the picture of a damsel—languishing, heroic, or coquettish—anyhow, a damsel on the jacket of every novel". In this case, the jacket proclaimed "YES, this is a 'BLURB'!" and the picture was of a (fictitious) young woman "Miss Belinda Blurb" shown calling out, described as "in the act of blurbing." The name and term stuck for any publisher's contents on a book's back cover, even after the picture was dropped and only the text remained.

The original Belinda Blurb

It brings me great pleasure to inform you the word "blurb" is named after a made-up woman named Belinda Blurb whose job is to tell everyone how great a book is

This is deeply, deeply satisfying.