this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I feel like Musk could really blow MAGA's collective minds just by continuing to tweet out facts the rest of us have known for years but never penetrated their media bubble.

The evil pouring off J.D. Vance killed him.

How to apply mascara:
- Pull wand from tube
- Open your eyes like a haunted doll coming to life

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

The person who punched Richard Spencer and instantly made him a meme never got caught. Just threw one punch and skipped off into immortality. I think about that a lot.

I'm gonna journal out my feelings in the most hectic handwriting known to man (I won't be able to read what I wrote the next day).

Pope Al Dente Lasagna

Whooooaaaaa black Betty

Computer, show me the Biden Doctrine in one picture

What is it about right-wing people on the internet that they absolutely *need* to *seek out* conflict to the point of setting up accounts on new platforms?

Like, when Truth Social launched, I don't remember a bunch of Dems rushing over there to go "Biden is your president" or w/e

still adding accounts but if you want a one click to block all these “there are only two gender” fuckknuckles you can sub to this list

(note this is not a general anti-trans list, just single purpose atm)

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Me, lying: I did it for the achievement 🫣

the power of reylo

I Want To Live (Death and Life, Klimt)

@skywatch.blue has a label and a block list for MAGA accounts:

bsky.app/profile/did:...

sorry my- *realizing i'm too old to use the 'mom said no' excuse when i don't wanna do something* god said no

Mind Flayer Emperor 🩸
#baldursgate3 #bg3

all these boys want a goth girlfriend but don’t study the moves of one gomez addams.

It's STILL not boding well for me.

In fact, it's much worse.

I love these two so much💕

please i am screaming

It's not boding well for me, I fear.

My 60-year-old aunt, a grandmother of two, over dinner: I love Alaric, when you make the Hurricane Wars movie you have to cast someone very big to play him 🙂 Not someone puny

HER HUSBAND, MY UNCLE: I think the R-18 scene wasn’t graphic enough

Me just trying to eat my steak:

Tweet from some uncanny valley af looking girl: "Hello world! I’m Anna Indiana and I’m an AI singer-songwriter. Here’s my first song, Betrayed by this Town. Everything from the key, tempo, chord progression, melody notes, rhythm, lyrics, and my image and singing, is auto-generated using AI. I hope you like it "

This awakens some primal instincts of revulsion in my brainstem.

That guy I have a crush on posted a picture with his girlfriend. The Heartache™ I felt... Oof. 0/10, would not recommend.

I truly am glad for him, though. He looked really happy with her!

“COVID IS OVER! STOP LIVING IN FEAR!” - the people afraid that seeing a rainbow will turn their kids gay