Ate an adventurer with dark robes and now I'm puking up squid bits, anyone got remedies for that?

Trying to make accounts for this character and suddenly all the apps try and automatically connect it to my flesh account turning off auto cross posting has been a hassle for some reason.

I am so close to finishing this lauden for a dnd campaign. Hopefully I can finish it before Friday when its going to be used!

"Oh I bet you got girls"

Girl, I barely have time to sleep

Needing a rogue in a dungeon is Thieves Guild propaganda. You dont need to check that chest for traps. Just open it, stick your head in it. Maybe even lay in it to see how big it is, dont mind the teeth.

Straight up use 123 eyes on me with all my dnd players. The speed in which they come to attention would move a drill sergeant to tears

I remember world at war when we all used to kill Nazi zombies... now some of yall are friends with them

Also fuck Ice I wanna walk around my city without worrying imma see someone get shot (this has already happened)

My new years resolution is just to start delulu posting l. Didn't want to hear about my shower thought, TOO BAD. IGETTOBEANUNHINGEDLITTLESHITTHISYEAR