Instead you get billionaires in a penis rocket!

€80 flight, €15 million for seat selection. They’ll shaft you on the extras

Your best work yet

You don’t have to peel away too many layers of history to see that genocide is one of the most American values

My car is happily destroyed. Great to see

Use the word you’re itching to use. They’re fascists

“I caught you knocking at my Centra door, I love you baby can I have some more”

It is illegal to recognise Palestinians as human beings

You can’t go back to bed until you let your followers know your opinion on apex predators. The people need to know

They’re there. Don’t doubt it. All they need is a space to feel safe revealing their pig ignorance and hate to the world

You speak of acts of kindness and you vote to send bombs that will kill and maim innocent children. The distance between your acts and your words is shameful and hypocritical

It’s probably still dearer here

Thank you sky sports. Just a few hundred euros down the swanny

Heaven knows I’m Mexican now

This is what telling it like it is actually means. Great piece

The White House is becoming like a drop-in centre for the worst people the world has to offer

Phillippe, We have a phrase in Irish “Aithníonn ciaróg ciaróg eile” - one beetle recognises another beetle. If ever it applied, it applies here

Maybe it comes with feeling you’re an expert on everything, but the consistency with which he says stupid things while sounding smart is impressive

Vance is a little lap dog here, yelping and snarling when they know the bigger dog is standing by

The marketplace of ideas theory assumes you are up against people with either a brain or a conscience

He’s grown on me a lot since his time in the championship. Very clear principles and clear intentions. Has done a great job there

He’s saying how hadnt a bit of music when he arrived from Ukraine, and after six months and then after a year he’d really improved and now he has his own “bosca ceoil” (accordion). He’s also speaking with the most beautiful Kerry blas (accent) on his Irish. Genuinely a lovely thing to see!

I thought he’d destroy other people’s lives. Not mine

“Nice country you’ve got there. Shame if anything were to happen to it”

Imagine how sad you would feel if you had all the power, influence and money you ever dreamed of, and yet you were still a complete loser. The Musk Paradox

Hear! Hear!

He should also be asked if that includes black Christians because you know that’s not really what he means here

I love the sequel “Mary Shelley in Dressing Gown”

Have you had many lines tonight sir? Just a small one with my meal Officer