Brunch drunk also 🥰

Passed Nibbles for the first time since quitting the orange makeup store and I’m in tears. I missed him. Ily big blue bug.

Jessie Buckley I wanna shake your hand so bad

Spoke too soon got a walk in my hair is pry waiting till Tuesday now

ALSO I think I finally read far enough that I’m no longer being spoiled by the trailer (which I can’t stop watching honestly) I need November 20th to be tomorrow.

Not actually I still have to finish the book maybe next week. It should be November 12th rn.

All this to say I should have brought my book I JUST got to the actual games of The Haymitch Games and it’s so intense and I’m scrolling while waiting for my coworker to finish up instead of being the bookworm I’m trying to become again

Me: “if I don’t bring my book or anything maybe I’ll get walk ins”
My coworker the second I walk in: “after your client you want me to cut your hair”

Like yes obviously but I was trying to make money not spend it today anyway I’m doing it

The way I’ll SPRINT rn

Sam Levinson you are going to hell but my god I can’t wait for Euphoria Sunday

It’s detention to me still idc all respect to Campus tho

I shoulda fought to go to college in Chicago I could have my bush out at puff puff but instead I’m drunkenly eating Taco Bell after a detention at Ego

“I was about to be like ‘fuck pewdiepie’ but that’s barrels not buckets”
“It’s the remix!”

Making this my daily affirmation I’m so serious

French onion soup is so good never kys

The dunkin hazelnut cloud latte is so clit

Nothing will beat the Tf Green Pianist (or our bathrooms)

Anyway any Chicago moots who know about Columbia can you de influence the dream I’ve had for ten years now someone tell me it’s not a good school or the students are mean or the professors are too strict something anything so I can break out of this mourning period

Also the fact that my following page on here is like 60% chicago drag and I’m very very very jealous like fuck I gotta just go atp I didn’t get lolla tickets (YET🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻) but regardless I’m like craving the life I lost because my mom is a fucking narcissist.

Been going THROUGH IT for the past like week and it’s majorly because I was once again reminded I got into Columbia College Chicago and my mom WOULDNT LET ME GO to the singular college I got into. I could be living in Chicago. I could be marked safe from Dan’s edibles. (I wouldn’t be I want some)

The audacity she had needed to be studied honestly I’m so sorry

Scrolling fast and read “slayyyter talks to Moco Hoe” and was so confused for a sec cause she’s been MIA for years now

Costar notification reading “your day at a glance: testing the water may involve getting in the pool”

Costar you know everything about me except my extreme fear of still water

No cause Rosie’s a Taurus but what about the rest of the Rhode Island housewives. I need to know and google isn’t being helpful 😠

Pisces: Paranoia can be a powerful motivation for change. But you must never abandon your trusty aluminum foil pirate hat.

I just can’t. If music is playing. Loudly. And you start speaking to me barely above a whisper- don’t get mad I can’t hear you.

My fucking abs are sore. I didn’t know I HAD abs. It’s always been squishy. I was scared for a second and then was like “oooh I did Ab day- THEY GROW THAT FAST” I guess idk or I’m dying 💜

Didn’t do a single thing I wanted to do at the gym but I went and I did things that had open machines and that’s good enough

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I just fucking found out Dennis (the providence unicorn guy) made Ozzy unicorns when he passed and I didn’t GET ONE????? DENNIS!!!!!

At least this time I’m drunk before midnight but this will always stand