americans on 4/20: yeahhh bitch its 420 lets smoke some weed
dumbfuck europeans, every 4/20: don't you mean '20/4'? '4/20' doesnt make ny sense because when -we- use the calendar, the DAY comes first... pfft. there are NOT 'twenty' months in a year. americans are SOO stupid 🙄
weed
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
You just got #WonkaWinded! *gut punches you hard enough to kill you*
How do I reconcile it being Marathon Monday and 4/20
my Tomodachi Life island barely passes the Bechdel Test because Kim Wexler and Carol Sturka talked about being Rhea Seehorn
Yearn
Lawful good - Dr. Kleiner Neutral Good - NorthernLion Chaotic Good - Hbomberguy Lawful Neutral - Agent 47 Neutral - Sean Evans Chaotic Neutral - Sean Evans Lawful Evil - Highram Burrows Neutral Evil - Baron Harkonnen Chaotic Evil - Xehanort
bald white man alignment chart
I obviously am a sex creep by the way, just not quite in the classical sense where i’m liable to herd others into dangerous situations, but more in my own unique charming way with a cultivated style that is special & cute, making me neotenically unlikely to be killed with a rock in times of famine
A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.
For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.
Lyn the black hare runs while their body is segmented as if chopped to bits
Falling To Pieces
WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO
i found the alien child playing with pvc pipe video
What's crazy is he was supposed to be looking at a CG character right in front of him. In the original footage they even gave him an eyeline reference and he STILL couldn't do it!
i realized i haven’t a single reference sheet for current ollie so i made the laziest one ever
df
please help us out. he's the staple to my life right now.
tough to be reminded that there are ppl out there who clearly never received any sort of chuuni spirit infusion as kids. like i look around at some of these hopeless-ass people & i’m like god damn, naruto/goku/sonic would’ve never allowed you to feel this way about yourself if you met them at age 11
just saying, y'all could've learned how mastodon works and made an account while bsky was down. sorry to be That Guy but it's true.
I am begging you, I am on my KNEES: stop mourning an indie web that isn't dead. if you're sick of this shit, put the bare minimum effort into surfing it
ambient jazzy jungle dnb visuals but instead of panning over a bryce3d landscape it's that video of 3d saul goodman
chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
i would probably resubscribe to FFXIV if they added a jack garland button to any sufficiently long cutscene that let me sucker punch whoever the scene is about
gamefaqs.gamespot.com/pc/323481-st...
my gamefaq is finally up. please enjoy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.
calvin (from calvin and hobbes) is sitting on the floor next to a record player. his dad walks up and says "using this template? I'll show you something uninteresting"
