”Naaaniiiii I’m just a widdle twoll, almost not a nazi”

I for one welcome you as the ruler.

That is commitment to the bit and also who the hell has a ruler handy, every time I need one I have to spend three hours searching before buying a new one just to realize I forgot why I needed it.

Chat-GPT 3.5 maybe. That is some weapons grade garbage right there. Skynet is currently busy planning how to roast Elon the next time he goes on stream. Can it reach out for punch up?

It's not like El Salvador has a long history of far-right death squads either. Right? Right?
Oh they do, well, I'm sure that was back in the....
Still active you say?
Dozens of extrajudicial killings in the last couple of years you say.
I'm sure that won't come back to haunt us.

That sucks. Thanks for telling your story though. I absolutely get why it hurts but it will pass and as I'm a firm believer in believing good intentions until proven otherwise I agree with your optimism. We're all trying to find our balance in these awful times. You're awesome though. It'll be ok.

Add food scarcity to that equation and it smells like an impending disaster.

I preferred the old school randos that were truly random and just yelled whatever got into their head.
"THE EARTH IS MISSPELLED AND ELECTRICITY IS A CONSPIRACY AND I INVENTED SOCKS MEOW"
That was random. The randos these days are an insult to the once greats. Or some such.

My firm answer is maybe.

That is pure nightmare fuel. Everyone is JK Rowling.

Ummm, it's fine to answer "ok old" but what in the world is a partnership statement?

The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.

I will never get desperate enough for sex that I would time travel back in time to get laid. No thanks.

Harder to listen to.

Fascinating. The Guardian in the UK and other major newspapers across Europe have a ton of coverage of the protests in the US. The New York Times? Next to nothing.

That's not journalism, just preemptive capitulation and obsequiousness. Cowardice.

Full juche! Eat grass for the great leader!

I mean...

If by "I" you mean the US and "a stroke" you mean an orange man rambling about how he invented pants, the word groceries and made measles popular again then yes. If not then possibly also yes because I have no logical explanation for anything right now.

The Ottomans imploded from too much furniture. Or would that be exploded? Or maybe that was just a dream?

And pinecones.

We saw the Berlin wall collapse, the Soviet Union fall and we lived to see - as surreal as it seems - the end of the republic. An absolutely astounding case of self-own and incompetence no less.

The world will realign and survive, the US... I don't know. Between the tariffs and boycotts that will inevitably occur - this looks really grim.

It is truly fascinating to see the last superpower commit unsubscribe live on television.

Mmmmm grievance politics. This has worked sooooo well thus far.

Fredric Brown would have called the concept hacky.

Being a parent is a series of life threatening obstacle courses. Stepping on lego at 3 AM, stepping on a ball of any size at any hour.

He pronounced bomb wrong

He pronounced bomb wrong