The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

C'mon, Patel is clearly a cokehead.

Some scenes should be both. Just saying.

YESSSSSSS

"Sergeant, what inspires you?"

Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social

Never start a project hungry.

#miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting

The Magic 8-Ball has shown me my future.

Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

In a nutshell. 😊

Kingsolver never disappoints. Ever.

That is exactly how it happens.

You know they would Last Samurai the hell out of that.

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying them for sex. I feel this needs to be emphasized much more than it is.

Always over-pack underwear and socks.

As I recall, he retired to raise his kids after his wife passed on. All the respect in the world.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Oh, I'm far too detached from reality to rely on the positioning of floors and ceilings. But, "cats still purr" works.

When I have a lot of work to do, I like to put on @markipliertv.bsky.social's Raft playlist to keep me company.

I do not understand the reference, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Not getting evicted is always nice.

Reddit post from the subreddit "r/cats" titled "how to take the perfect photo of your cat." [person holding a phone with a piece of salami covering the top of it while the cat looks intensely at it]

‘Marsyas.’ #Sculpture by Balthasar Permoser (c. 1680) #art

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

Reading listed!

Oh, and it has a DRM plugin you can get. It doesn't work on everything (notably locked AZW files), but it's more helpful than not.

11 p.m. "Interview With a Vampire" (1994) Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who lurks in the darkness and sucks the life from all who come near him. He's also in this movie about a vampire. Showtime.

good morning

Calibre, a desktop ebook app, works with every reader. You copy your books into it and you can organize them, add tags, do all sorts of great stuff, and then use it to put the books you want to read on any device you have connected. I live by Calibre as my ebook archive.

Think of all the indoctrination & brainwashing currently practiced upon the homeschooled children of MAGA Fauxtians, and then see it programmed into an AI Jesus to raise a new generation of women trained to be subservient or face the faith-approved fists of their assigned partners of any age.

BOOGIE-WOOGIE You shout from the other room You ask me how to spell boogie-woogie And instantly I think what luck no war has been declared no fire has consumed our city's monuments our bodies our dwellings The river didn't flood no friends have been arrested It's only boogie-woogie I sigh relieved and say it's spelled just like it sounds boogie-woogie --Adam Zagajewski (1945-2021) (Translated, from the Polish, by Clare Cavanagh.)

Can't stop thinking about this Adam Zagajewski poem

A post from: amber.sultes 7h When small minded "pastors" talk about taking away the right for women to vote and you see a room full of smart, capable women overseeing Artemis's mission to orbit the moon, you realize how irrelevant these podcaster theobros are. There is a woman orbiting space right now without their permission, which no one needs to ask for. Keep on.

With alt text:

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.