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Posts by Jes Chapman

Well, the “General Admin” bucket for today comment was, indeed, “Herding cats.”

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I've decided my weekly time sheet needs a "herding cats" category.

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It’s a common request. There’s no good answer for systems like that.

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It makes me sad! When I hear that, I ask them to give it another try. It's matured a lot.

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Other Mac user friends say the same! I'm glad it works for you.

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Another Thursday, another "Query Store found a query being executed over 1,700 times per minute, driving CPU to 80%+" story.
Long live Query Store.
Enable Query Store.

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New Outlook lasted less than 24 hours. I cannot.

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Oh don't tempt me.

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Today, New Crappy Outlook has decided not to show reminders for any meetings, so I've been late to every meeting.

So not only can Teams not remind me of upcoming meetings, my new email/calendar tool can't either.

Yay productivity?

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It's as bad as Teams. Buttons move. Disappear. New windows appear. This cognitive overload is killing me.

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I don't even think the new Outlook is pretty, it's just infuriating.

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Moving to the "New" Outlook is going to be the death of me.

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Scholastic Book Fair and Pizza Hut Book It dominated my childhood.

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After traveling this week, opinion:

Reform DHS and ICE.

I want basic human rights upheld and I want TSA paid.

Travel, for most of us, is a privilege and not a right. If you choose to travel, show up early, be kind and respectful, and thank the agents that ARE able to show up to work unpaid.

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The 5-1/4”.

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1 hour, 25 minutes from door to clearing TSA Pre. Thank your TSA agents today!

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Waited in line 30 minutes to get to the point where they split TSA Pre and General up. This is TSA Pre south line right now.

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Get to ATL earlier than you would ever imagine you need to.

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Come to my talk Friday morning! Please?

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Haha, I was not!

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Great looking crowd for my Busy talk. Hoping I can help more people be bored once in a while! #FABSQLCON26

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I’m up! Presenting “Busy is a 4-Letter Word” in C101 at 11:30 am! #FABSQLCON26

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Poor Tilley. Hugs to both of you!

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Me, in the coffee shop, wondering how the barista knew my name without asking me.
Me, after having a sip of coffee: I’m wearing my conference badge. 🤣

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Had a fantastic day one at #FABSQLCON26!

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Azure SQL Database Hyperscale, you say? Come to my talk on Friday (8:00 am, I know, so early) to learn all about it! Real customer stories included! #FABCONSQLCON26

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GitHub Copilot in SSMS is GA!!! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 🥳🥳🥳👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥳🥳🥳

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#FABCON #SQLCON keynote time!

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I thought the bike looked familiar!

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I got my run in this morning!

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