humbug being the title of one of the best x files episodes AND arctic monkeys albums…blessed word

sometimes yogurt is just too cold

thinking that elon would give one little shit about your shared baby once you’ve had it is bonkers levels of stupidity like…

A Historic DC Black Church Now Owns the Proud Boys’ Name - Washingtonian Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church can seize any money the far-right group makes from selling merchandise.

A historic Black church in Washington, DC, now owns the Proud Boys’ name

Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal Church can seize any money the far-right group makes from selling merchandise

Sloth February !

I hate that turd guy who makes “financial advice” tiktoks where he just yells at people and calls them stupid and shames them instead of actually helping them with their finances

the same

if I think about elephants for too long I start crying

I’m almost out of my adhd medication and probably can’t get it refilled until the end of the month (my own fault)

Everyone give a warm welcome to SLOTH FEBRUARY!

When I was ~17 I saw a rosy maple moth AND a Luna moth for the first time and I lost my damn mind. They were TOGETHER with a bunch of other common moths on the door to one of the outbuildings at my high school, it ruled. Anyway rosy maple moths are the best moth

Chanel for sure

why did my parents make me think the cops would come after me if I took a flower from a stranger’s yard they can’t even solve real crimes

looking at images of pink food. nice

Liiiiiiiterally

i say this as someone who loves new york but this is representative of a type of jaded cocaine addict mainly found in NY who thinks they're smarter than everybody else because they have a couple thousand twitter followers and read some poems at a gallery in wburg one time

david duchovny’s lower lip

they should give you pain pills when you get one but IUDs are one of the greatest birth control devices known to man please do not let people tell you you are appeasing the patriarchy by getting one

Hey fellas you don’t have to indulge in cruelty just because its politically in fashion

good morning

Target discontinued my favorite *light* pink legal pads

tweet by @manningkrull: I remember one time we were in my friend Dave's car listening to Slayer and my friend Eric said you know what, these guys aren't tough or scary, and I'm gonna tell you why, it's because they're singing a song, and my friend Dave got really mad

need to put this tweet on this website. for safekeeping

All Christmas shopping has been completed

used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses

new stardew save today queen? new stardew save?

Omg….perfection

I don’t think I am that person but amazing cat!!!

she’s so 👁️✖️👁️

you know what….yeah lemme see