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Posts by Uxorious Jay

“‘The Social Network’ made me want to get into entrepreneurship”is like “‘Wall Street’ made we want to get into finance,” and overlaps heavily with thinking the point of “Scarface” and “Fight Club” is that Tony Montana and Tyler Durden are super cool guys with awesome lives you should emulate.

2 years ago 144 27 9 4

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself.

2 years ago 366 74 16 5
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Yall wanna see a dead body?

2 years ago 1790 295 33 14
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They’re not screws they’re

2 years ago 746 119 14 6

Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.

2 years ago 1311 336 11 3

It's true. The Blue Check was The Perfect Deal. One might say it was "Too good," which is possibly why everyone migrated here anyway after handing $8 to the most prolific con man on the planet. All the stupidest people in the world were correct this whole time, and I am sorry.

2 years ago 2973 424 23 8

just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to

2 years ago 6055 1299 42 34
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have you considered that when you condemn cannibalism, you're making life harder for all the enby cannibals out there? everyone deserves to eat.

2 years ago 43 8 0 0

One thing better than a stupid billionaire failing to run Twitter is two stupid billionaires failing to run Twitter.

2 years ago 94 20 1 0
Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie  is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

Barbie owned her own dream house 12 years before women had the legal right to open their own bank accounts

2 years ago 2071 496 34 22

defunding the police can be as simple as the police must pay their own fines

2 years ago 187 47 0 2

why didn’t they make the barbie movie more accessible to me, a 39 year old male right wing podcaster

2 years ago 2117 416 21 11
BBC News headline for a Barbie review: Deeply bizarre and anti-man.

BBC News headline for a Barbie review: Deeply bizarre and anti-man.

I’m something of a deeply bizarre anti-man myself.

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Tony Bennett’s Nazi Hunting Past Is Just One Reason He’s the Greatest Living American From fighting Nazis to marching alongside Martin Luther King Jr. to singing with Lady Gaga, the crooner has done it all.

RIP to an absolute legend www.thedailybeast.com/tony-bennetts-nazi-hunti...

2 years ago 95 44 2 4
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NEW YORK (AP) — Tony Bennett, eminent stylist of American musical standards and last of the great saloon singers, dies at 96.

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Scene from "Barbie" in which the titular character visits a middle school

Scene from "Barbie" in which the titular character visits a middle school

I can see why a lot of right wing dudes hate the Barbie movie because unlike a lot of these right wing dudes, the Barbie movie can make a woman laugh and come away satisfied after a couple of hours in a dark room together

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Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie  is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie  is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

fuck they made barbie woke. fuck. FUCK! how am I supposed to go about my day knowing my favorite doll isn’t in the freedom caucus? i need mom to get me a milk before i pass out

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to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more

2 years ago 2089 483 25 4

Hearing disturbing rumors that some of these protestors on the picket line are professional actors

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Found your home town

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A 17 week old Maine coon kitten stretched out on a people bed.

A 17 week old Maine coon kitten stretched out on a people bed.

Kitten feet.

Because Tuesday.

2 years ago 175 18 8 3

Viagra was not developed for erections, they were an unexpected side effect. Early research actually found it was hugely successful at relieving period cramps. But an all male board decided cramps weren’t a significant problem and wouldn’t make them any money so they went with the boners instead. 🧪

2 years ago 449 165 23 16