it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

ok so it turns out when you eat more protein you do kinda feel better and have more energy? sounds fake and gay but empirically true insofar

Congratulations!!

pre-ordered and vibrating with excitement

Meme of Caitlin Riley looking up wistfully with a green drink captioned "girl who is going to be okay"

smelled my first lilac bush of the season

HOW did I miss you wrote for this, oh my god??

Polite paws...

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

it's a fracture you get when you hit your collarbone with a hammer a lil bit

some real "guy who's a king on insular internet communities interacts with one (1) person outside of it" going on here. always tough to watch

alright well first off, they'll shoot us, pete

oh fuck yeah Hungary

I know the animation industry can be awful for workers, but holy moly the amount of red flags through that whole video about his entire experience

Charmeleon smokes cigarettes, Charizard vapes

Oh we got grifters
In Silicon Valley
With a capital G and P and T
And that stands for "tools"
(Stands for tools)

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

I put my head in my hands and groaned because I realized it was literally fucking tuesday too

Hey if you're a young adult in the US pay very close attention to the moment because in shockingly few years the popular account of who did or said or supported what right now will be at times unrecognizable. Don't let that break your brain or just you, as a person.

Are you fucking serious man

anyway my cat loves me but I AM under duress

also sometimes his persuasion is super pointy because he reaches up to gently paw at me at my desk from the floor but also he extends his claws juuuust enough and fucking??? ow???

on one hand, I could get a lil more work done, but on the other hand, I could sleep and make my cat happy about it

A picture of a bluepoint coated cat curled up on a couch. He's looking past the camera at something behind his person taking the picture. it's probably his brother or a straw to steal

sometimes this guy gets real insistent on making me go to sleep. either he knows I go to sleep around a certain hour and wants me to stick to a routine, or HE would like to sleep but he also wants a collaborator in the activity. and either way, how nice.

...INEVITABLE TO HAPPEN AT SOME POINT, NOT ALL THE TIME, ANON

Getting rejected is like getting the first scratch on a new car: It sucks, but it's inevitable, and hey, ya got it over with.

I won't go into detail, but I have a weirdly low number in the "six degrees from Kevin Becon" scale from the pope, and if it were maybe one less, I would try to pull those strings

Keep fighting it, everyone.

Hey cartoonists, do not sign on for this. If they aren’t paying animators or authors, they sure as hell aren’t paying livable graphic novel advances.

And also, it sucks.