GASP ohhhhhhhhh I love her, this has to have been amazing

oh my

wtalfffffff

he does put the gross in gross incompetence doesn't he

this is a much better hypothetical than the number of angels able to dance on the head of a pin

it's the maha way, after all! (SO GROSS)

you'd probably get a call that he was arrested for fighting with someone at the meat counter, forget the bread aisle (completely aside from the fact that I'd never wanna eat food touched by those hands, ew)

honestly maybe?!? possibly the faucets will be disabled so that they can't wash BUT they can snort cocaine off the sink edges still, the only manly use for bathroom fixtures 😬

canticle for leibowitz vibes

Still good tho! 🙌

Gah, amen to this

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

ngl, the entity I'm really side-eyeing after seeing this is StoryCorps, this is a shifty-ass LLM-feeding grift right here

I want to try these so much it's PAINFUL 🤩

honestly it was a terrific interaction because Mom doesn't need to feel bad about it but I was still impressed with the staff person. Did I laugh though? Afterward, absolutely 😆

huge props to the extremely professional staff person at my mother's vet clinic, when my mother said that she wanted to bring her dog in for anal, there was only the slightest hitch in her voice when she replied, "to evacuate his anal glands? Sure, no problem"

absolute queen right here (alt text: a census form filled out by Alice Knox, head of her own household, 48 years and 10 months old, female, marital status: single, with the parenthetic addendum "Thank God")

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okay this is a STAGGERINGLY good girl, I am OVERWHELMED by her goodgirlness

so much yikes, ew!

racist tapdancing puppet?!? wild

GASP 🤩

So cold - and the WIND, yikes!

(ngl, I really enjoyed it, waiting on meds or no💐

of course, am not addressing how many of the store brand items are themselves imported, no lie, this is gonna be a wild ride for us all in the next year or two

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we are much more food secure than so many ppl & I have no complaints but it's fascinating watching my own grocery lists change, contract, swap imported for domestic & name brand for store brand. I shop at HEB so the store brands are terrific quality but still. it's something to see

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that drooping marigold 🤩🤩🤩