hoo boiii am i glad i nabbed those tame tickets before ninachella blew up

ranking all the internet famous birds i would travel if i could meet them IRL

👁️

wait till u hear about kmart

ooqɐʞǝǝd

i no longer care to consume content if it doesnt have feathers or make a noise like a sealion

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

wait but what if “boots!” is a reference to the pharmacy. in the airport

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be normal on the internet

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simp behaviour

its never coconut on its own. coconut and lime. coconut and chocolate. coconut and lychee. coconut simply cannot stand on its own

coconut is a mid flavour

here to say pusillanimous is a great word and also welcome back hello

space is a psyop

i have also returned from the moon

not a thought in there

i dont usually selfie but there was a mirror and an empty bathroom and i had a phone in my hand. your welcome

its me

the girlies are performing aggressive haikus

*listening to Gonna Get Better by bss in 2026* oh. Oh sweet summer child

So jealous that those people going to the moon get to have a break from earth

Rejoice. The age of being young, dumb and full of cum is over. The era of being old, cold and full of mold has begun.

HELLO STEEBIEEEEE

@bortkins.bsky.social i wanted u to know i found an old photo of steeb on my phone & made it a sticker immediately

I’m escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism…SPAIN!

there’s a bakery down south that does cheesy jalapeno bread fresh that’s bomb but i think this does well in a pinch

okay THIS. THIS toasted and buttered is wow

BAG SECURED

allow me to introduce my daughter