Trump 2.0 has been like when you have a stomach flu and you thought you were all done throwing up but then it comes back even worse and out of both ends.

Big Dicks? 5 Dicks?

Imagine if Trump wore a tan suit.

a man sitting at a desk talking to another man with the words " identity theft is not a joke jim " Alt: Dwight Schrute with the words "Identity theft is not a joke Jim!”

Kash Patel files a $250 million defamation lawsuit against the Atlantic for reporting on his “excessive drinking.”

Meanwhile, Pete Hegseth is suing Kash Patel for identity theft.

Mob boss John Gotti's grandson sentenced to 15 months in prison for COVID-19 loan fraud Late mob boss John Gotti grandson Carmine Agnello has been sentenced to 15 months in prison for pocketing $1.1 million in loans from a federal program meant to help small businesses during the COVID-1...

Now do Tom Brady.

Big 5 Sporting Goods should merge with Dick’s Sporting Goods.

It just makes sense.

Sorry for her, but CBS deserves this.

😂

Imagining of Red Swedish Fish but as Piranhas.

Those Swedes are getting feistier.

Me: Isn’t that a bone saw?

10 seconds later

…oh shit.

I’m kind of slow sometimes.

That’s pretty cool, feels tangible. I’ll have to checkout procreate.

Meanwhile, Trump singing to kids:
The kids in the cages plead
“Let me out”
“Let me out”
“Let me out”
The kids on Epstein’s plane yell
“Let me go”
“Let me go”
“Let me go”
The kids in Iran pray
“Let me live”
“Let me live”
“Let me live”
All because of ME
DONALD J TRUMP!!!

Did you use screen printing of some kind? Very cool look.

Melania went as a pimp and Ghislaine a hooker so they could swap professions for a day.

a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " Alt: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "

Trump press conferences.

Well now I want to know more. I’ve honestly never watched Aaron.

Just block this guy. Either a bot or troll.

Leopards ate his face. 🐆

So, Trump thinks he’s Jesus. One way to find out. Crucify him and stick a sword in him. If he rises after 3 days, he wins the argument.

Pete Hegseth quoting Independence Day and attributing it to Jesus.

Not a Catholic but I’m definitely team Pope.

Pete Hegseth quoting Independence Day and attributing it to Jesus.

Think of it less of a bug and more of a feature.

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas looking grumpy.

Grump Cat looking like Clarence Thomas.

Maybe we can swap out Clarence Thomas with Grumpy Cat on the Supreme Court and no one will notice.

Door Dash is a sleazy company. Boycott!

As a brown, Jewish, manual laborer, socialist he’d be in a detention center in the USA right now.