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Posts by Cal Sorrows

Yeah, but the chants were always cool. C’mon, you love a good chant as much as the next man…which is me.

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A 19 year old child will deduct them out of your bank account and share the proceeds between Musk and Russia.

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Poor Cho-Cho-San 😔

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Two People Killed In U.S. Plane Crash On Saturday Night Two people have tragically died in a plane crash in the united States on Saturday evening. A couple of weeks after an American Airlines flight collided with a

At this rate we’re building a strong case for DEI having been the only thing keeping America’s airspace free of falling aircraft. Maybe we need fewer dumb white heterosexual men in charge?

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Who knew that @yourpalaustin.bsky.social had moves like jagger? This is up for an award, but both my brain and browser have too many windows open - I’ll add the when and how as soon I’ve stopped buffering like a crazy person.

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Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote?

Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.

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Given MAGA has drunk the “meritocracy” Cool-Aid, why don’t we put a simple ten question intelligence test into the voting process? Only people who get 60% or higher are allowed to vote?

Obviously this wouldn’t happen, as it would exclude 90% of all Republican voters.

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Elon Musk’s DOGE Posts Classified Data On Its New Website “People are scrambling” to see if their sensitive information has been accessed by Musk’s programmers, said one federal intelligence employee.

Musk releases highly classified NOFORN (not NOFURN as stated by HuffPost) information on the NRO - a highly secretive agency that was unknown to the public for its first 32 years, and includes units whose motto is “No country too sovereign”. Also, Musk has a $1.8billion contract with them.

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Ukraine says Russia drone attack hits Chernobyl nuclear plant, radiation levels normal | CNN Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said a Russian drone struck the destroyed nuclear power plant at Chernobyl near Ukraine’s border with Belarus on Thursday night.

Happy Valentine’s Day Kremlin style. Putin targets the ‘sarcophagus’ coving Chernobyl reactor 4 with a suicide drone.

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Well this is awkward! 😂

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Alabama is not only feeling the pain of President Musk through its largest university, but now everyone’s having to pay a $100 surcharge to their electricity bills because their grid was supported by federal funding!

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So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!

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ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.

The US government’s putting out to tender a contract to track negative sentiments expressed online regarding the ‘work’ of the organised crime syndicate and Gestapo analogue known as ICE.

Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.

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Fact Check: Picture Of Goat Statue Covered In Fake Trump Banknotes At Mar-A-Lago Appears To Be Real -- Art Project | Lead Stories Is a picture of a goat statue covered in fake money with President Donald Trump's face on it being displayed...

Show a MAGAt anything they don’t like, and they’ll
Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump
hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids -
Perfectly normal.

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Or possibly ‘midwich cuckoos’ or ‘children of the corn’.

One of us, one of us, one of us….

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Seeing as Elon’s children all have unpronounceable names, can we normalise calling his personal Kevlar vest Damian? Seems kinda appropriate.

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So republicans want to just make a small cut to Medicaid of $880billion per annum. What’s the total annual budget for Medicaid? Well that would be $880billion.

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MTG: Jasmine cricket isn’t serious about reducing the debt.

GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%

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Elon Musk savaged as SpaceX gets new $40m defense contract amid federal cuts ‘Hey, @elonmusk, I found some corruption for DOGE to take a look at,’ on X user quipped

Doge is really slicing away all the fat, right?

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US State Department has budget line for 'Armored Teslas' worth $400 million The US State Department’s procurement forecast for the 2025 budget includes an item called “Armored Teslas” worth $400 million. But...

Ooh, we found some egregious waste agreed to by the Biden administration - $400million in armoured Teslas. C’mon Elon, do your duty as head of DOGE. *exaggerated eye roll*

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There will be a 25% tariff on his jail sentence.

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A weingarten meeting is an investigatory meeting pursuant of disciplinary action.

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To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s ‘buyout offer’ for federal employees prepared to resign on full pay until
9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!

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The call is once again coming from inside the house.

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How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo?

Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.

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@aaronparnas.bsky.social

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Nope. Wasn’t a huge fan to be honest, and Biden should’ve never run more than one term - or kowtowed to BiBi like
Trump has. At least Biden would only consider a two state solution, whereas trump
Wants ethnic cleansing so he can build a fucking golf course.

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Off JaWaggon's Creator Profile

This is his account on Tikschwitz.

www.tiktok.com/@off_jawaggo...

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Pretty sure I know where he was on January 1st - remotely driving a cybertruck with a dead hobo strapped into the driver’s seat.

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