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pragmata is only 35gbs btw

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NHS approves new treatment for aggressive cancer that could triple life expectancy Also known as Ziihera, the antibody treatment targets a protein called HER2, which stimulates tumour growth. It works by activating the immune system to eliminate cancer cells and reduces HER2 levels

my little sister worked on this cancer trial!! everybody say well done Liv ✨

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I am setting a boundary. Oh god. I should not have done that. They’re gonna be so mad. No. I have a right to protect myself. Then why do i feel so guilty?

I am setting a boundary. Oh god. I should not have done that. They’re gonna be so mad. No. I have a right to protect myself. Then why do i feel so guilty?

A comic about setting boundaries.

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We're working towards full independence from Bluesky as part of our Phase 2 plan. We're striving to reach this goal as soon as possible, so future outages don't impact our users.

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FRY A THOUSAND DEATHS

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Social media post artistically presented as the center of a Monopoly Board. 

Post: 

Johnny Akzam @JohnnyAkzam 
Reminder: Monopoly ends when no one can afford to live on the board anymore.
At that point, everything becomes worthless. The money means nothing.
The hotels sit abandoned. The only thing left is to restart the game and do it again.
It's unsustainable. It's what we're doing.

Social media post artistically presented as the center of a Monopoly Board. Post: Johnny Akzam @JohnnyAkzam Reminder: Monopoly ends when no one can afford to live on the board anymore. At that point, everything becomes worthless. The money means nothing. The hotels sit abandoned. The only thing left is to restart the game and do it again. It's unsustainable. It's what we're doing.

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therapist: say it with me. i do not need a clean house—

me: i do not need a clean house

therapist: —to be deserving of love

me: to be deserving of love

therapist: i do not need a clean house to be deserving of love!

me: being messy means i’m a failure and bad at being an adult

therapist: NO

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I regret to inform you that this is me

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This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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The Jerusalem Cross is a symbol of the Crusades. Disingenuous people argue it’s “just a representation of Christianity and not bigoted”

But we all fucking know the Crusades was about massacring anyone that wasn’t Christian.

Pete Hegseth has a HUGE one tattooed on his chest

It’s a symbol of hate.

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PCSX2's Hardware Renderer has gained support for AA1!

AA1 is the PS2's name for antialiasing, which works by adding partially transparent pixels to the edges of lines and triangles to give a softer edge.

Fixes games like God of War and more!

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The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

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Anthropic secretly installs spyware when you install Claude Desktop — That Privacy Guy! Anthropic's Claude Desktop silently installs a Native Messaging bridge into seven Chromium browsers, including browsers Anthropic's own documentation says it does not support, and browsers the user ha...

AI tools? Installing Spyware? Whoever could have expected this!

(Shocked Pikachu Face)

www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/anthrop...

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The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

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Just breathe. Just breathe.
You’re okay.
Just breathe. Just breathe.
I’m okay.

Just breathe. Just breathe. You’re okay. Just breathe. Just breathe. I’m okay.

“Shower” (2026)

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Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries:
Ruby: Hims is round.
Sapphire: He a Ball
FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd
Emerald: Hees Circel
Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball
HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

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probably Tenko alt. block if you see them replying. was just made recently with no followers too...

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Never in my life did I think I'd actually want a mug.

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is penis ok?

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This is the best glitch that has ever happened to my TV

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theonion.info

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A sketchy drawing showing two diagrams of a person using two types of tablets. The top diagram shows a person hunching over a screen tablet set at an angle on a desktop and highlights how the position can cause strain. The second diagram shows a person using a regular non-screen tablet in their lap and sitting straight, looking directly ahead at a monitor, highlighting how the posture can be improved.

A sketchy drawing showing two diagrams of a person using two types of tablets. The top diagram shows a person hunching over a screen tablet set at an angle on a desktop and highlights how the position can cause strain. The second diagram shows a person using a regular non-screen tablet in their lap and sitting straight, looking directly ahead at a monitor, highlighting how the posture can be improved.

I've been getting a lot of questions re: chronic pain + art lately and I'm begging people to consider regular tablets over screen ones, and don't hunch over them. They take some getting used to but they allow for much better posture and reduced strain!

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My Superman tale

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a close up of a man 's face with a netflix logo in the corner ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a netflix logo in the corner

You know what casting everyone got really excited about? The live-action Cowboy Bebop

You know what sucked? The live-action Cowboy Bebop

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The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

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My (questionable) understanding is that that for defamation of a public figure not only must the claims be proven false but that it must be demonstrated to have significantly lowered the public’s opinion of the figure …

Arguably, this didn’t lowered opinions, only confirmed low opinions.

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Warner Bros. has announced that #SpeedRacer (2008) will be released in theaters, including IMAX, for the week of April 25, in addition to being remastered in 4K Ultra HD, digitally and on disc, on May 19. 🍿

Read More: bit.ly/4tmZbCG

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Someone read my letter

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