Felt cute last night. Won’t delete.

… but actually just end up being gonorrhea.

It’s almost time for someone to learn how to be a very good boy.
Do you wish it was you?

Nasty Pig polos are 👌. If you have above average arms the make you look amazing.

Hey BlueSky, sorry I’ve neglected you. So here’s a towel Tuesday bicep and belly pic to make up for it.

Quite possibly the best selfie I’ve ever taken…

Haha, you’re right. There is very little “suffering”. Although I do always forget to tell my hairstylists or massage therapists beforehand, and they always think something is VERY wrong. 😆

Dermatographia sufferers unite!

The good boy in question:

Getting ready to play with a very good boy this afternoon.

Boy sees cute boy at gym. Boy and cute boy then jack off in the showers, but have to stop quickly as people come in, and end up leaving apart. Cute boy disappears. Boy is sad. Later, boy finds cute boy on Sniffies. Boy and cute boy agree to meet at Steamworks. Boy fucks cute boy senseless. The end.

It was the right decision, and one that I would make if I had a child in the same positon. Anyone that has an issue with that can royally go… something themselves.

I like cut dicks. I like uncut dicks. And I think every man should be empowered and supported in loving the dick he has.

I was circumcised at 6 years because my parents and doctor noticed early on that I was developing some pretty significant phimosis that would cause serious issues. They made the decision at that time for circumcision so I would have a productive sex life as an adult, plus be able to piss properly.

Cue all the people lining up to try and make cut guys feel shame for “being mutilated”. It happens any time the cut/uncut debate pops up in gay discourse. The OTT pity, or inclination that I should be ashamed and trying to reverse something that I’m 100% perfectly fine with and enjoy.

Trying out some new leather. How’s it look boy?

As a Canadian, Green Bean Casserole is the strangest American tradition that exists. It goes first.

Ham is a close second. Pork is only good in pulled and bacon form.

Surely not even Turkey? Think of the protein!

As a Canadian, green bean casserole goes. Shit’s weird AF.

Very hot, but struggling with the fact you put your phone INSIDE a public urinal… 😬 Please tell me you Lysol wiped it after. 😆

Anyone need a leather daddy? 😜

Just a little white party look from this weekend. Very demure obviously.

Totes. Even worse is for it to be flipped and someone is only flirting with you to GET to your partner. That burns.

If you like someone, don’t play games. Take your chances and to their face.

*Books a flight to Chicago*

It’s eugenics.

Like the view down there boy?

Hey boy. Woof.

“His dick was like an everlasting gobstopper. You could suck it, and suck it, and suck it, and it never got any smaller.”

Thick thighs, nine lives.

This is standard work from home attire, right? 😜

Working off bad Mexico decisions…