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Posts by Habeas Jocus

Extreme Viewer Discretion would be a great title for a recurring segment.

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seems like the smart play here is to just not attend it is just my opinion

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News accounts are straining to portray the Virginia move as a betrayal of Dems' principled opposition to gerrymandering.

It's pure bullshit. Dems passed a 2021 bill ending it for *both sides.* The Dem position is that Trump/Rs don't get to play by their own rules:

newrepublic.com/article/2093...

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It's called the inexorable progression of time. Unfortunately it does not have a stop, unlike the title of that one book would have you believe (also a disappointing lack of time travel theory).

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It Is Time for Ruthless Aggression The national battle over gerrymandering should be just the first step. Next up: expanding SCOTUS.

“Expanding the Supreme Court is no different that redistricting in California and Virginia. It is a proportionate response to Republican attempts to degrade liberal democracy and move America toward a post-liberal order.”

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

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Makes sense since witches don't float.

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We call that chili con weiner around here.

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Boiling your beans?

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Oh, I thought it was about the other Tim. Too many Tims to keep track of.

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yeah lol my gardening hobby is an expensive luxury. i would probably die of starvation if i had to grow food to live on.

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Found the collaborator.

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WRONG.
I could not beat the shit out of you.

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I can see it with my vim goggles.

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Sorry everyone. I hacked bsky but completely lost interest when I saw the source code.

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Too much Alf hog clogging up the datacenter.

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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a trophy and says my wiilife !!! ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman holding a trophy and says my wiilife !!!

we have those!

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That's a valet.

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Boss of the hoss.

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That's a pickup line.

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Weaponized flu coming soon.

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Too evil for the Devil.

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Can't even do a simple Sicario plot.

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He just gave away the whole game

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George Washington, the effing Founding Father mandated vaccination of the Continental Army in *1777*.

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Amazing finish.

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same

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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says nowles ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a sign that says nowles
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Mexico's Sheinbaum demands explanation after U.S. officials die assisting in Chihuahua operation Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum says she was unaware of any collaboration between the U.S. and local authorities in Chihuahua after four officials died in an accident over the weekend.

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said Monday she would demand explanations after four U.S. and Mexican officials died in an accident over the weekend, adding she was unaware of collaboration between the U.S. and the local government in northern Chihuahua. https://to.pbs.org/3OiMzO1

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