All I ever want is to quite literally bump and grind to a sick beat. Here are my thirst playlist picks—what are yours?

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a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch

the bartender says "What is that doing on you?"

the pirate says "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts."

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I love it when my Costco run coincides perfectly with me being out of toilet paper AND said toilet paper turns out to be on sale. Best birthday ever!!

Fantastic socks!

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Top Chef. I think I’m in trouble.

Who the fuck likes mentos? I just had to buy some. Not important why. They are terrible. Merry Christmas!!

Herschel Walker for ambassador to the Bahamas? Mike Lindell has got to be wondering when his name gets called. Ambassador to Nauru perhaps?

That line struck a chord with me as well. But overall a fantastic article. Such an eloquent and clear way to describe what can be an emotionally difficult encounter to unpack and process.

I’ve noticed that if I don’t drink any alcohol for several days in a row, I start feeling spectacular. Food tastes better, I sleep better. I feel better in the morning. Clear headed. If I were having sex with anyone, I suspect that would be better. It’s almost as if my body is telling me something…

I just read that NASA put 20 cows into orbit.

It was the herd shot around the world.

Apparently I’m not the only one that thinks turkey bacon is a crime. Worst flavor of bacon ever.

NYC

Naked short selling!

OMG dating is so easy today. Even a wrong number that is clearly a legit person wants to visit my “place” and have coffee OR dinner. 😑

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Did you hear about the jazz musician who is practicing abstinence?

He decided to give up sax…

I came here to say “whatever you do, don’t do both”. But apparently that’s the wrong answer.

Nightmare on Elm Street and/or Eddie Murphy’s Delirious may have been the first ones I saw ever. At a buddy’s house for a sleepover. He had an uncle that would always rent us fun movies. Pretty sure Eddie Murphy’s Raw was the first one I snuck into a theatre for. And yes, I’m old.

I live in a big city (not NYC)and I’m often asked where I’m from. I think it’s because my vibe is a bit confusing the longer someone talks to me. “Born in California” seems to make sense to people but I never lived there.

Thanksgiving pie leftovers!

I think that’s how I’ll be punished upon my death.

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Ok, what did I miss? I’m seeing references to yacht rock all over. I love it but why is it appearing in my feeds on multiple platforms?

This is a judgement free zone. You do you.

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Why did the clam leave the disco early?

He pulled a mussel!

I don’t think I have a hair fetish… but…. That seems like it might be a lot of fun. Never even thought about it before.

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Gosh, I so enjoy butter. I’ve eaten a lot today.

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I was the only Bears fan in a room full of Lions fans. It was a lot of fun. And then I smoked a joint with a Lions fan and it was even more fun.