Also: aliens real

Here’s a high-res scan of a two-page TV Guide ad for The Simpsons season 4 premiere (1992).

Guidebook massacre! I’m prepping for 50 days of research in Europe. And that means it’s time for a little pre-trip violence… I just finished ripping up my guidebooks.

Have a peek… if you dare.

Any doggo parents in NOLA want what’s left of a big bag of Pedigree we can’t give Jack bc the dog trainer has him in salmon and sweet potato? Pick up or drop off (but drop off has to wait for us to solve exploded tire situation).

Kate & Allie Opening Credits YouTube video by The 80s Quadrant

Kate & Allie would obviously be a reboot featuring two straight divorcees who got married and moved in with each other for health insurance and to afford to live in a decent school district. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKct...

Comics - WildC.A.T.s (Obviously.)
Video Games - L.A. Noire (I swear it's not a dead franchise. Just put a sequel in '70s NYC)
TV: Kate & Allie
Animation: Downtown

#21: fog and poppets and My Lady Dedlock and kids falling off banisters. This has clear flaws and maybe inevitably for a Serialized Work runs out of gas before all is said and done, but when my man cooks, he cooks (with the horrible grease of a spontaneously combusting human form)

#20: this one was great and disgusting but it's also now like nine years old and I'm increasingly vexed about no progress (??) toward megg's coven. The winds of winter? Please, no

And do not get me started about the TV Guide Fall Preview, the single most important magazine of the year.

‘it’s not the fucking babadook’ well right because the babadook is just a made up person. the slimeball voice that lives in your computer and tells your kid the right way to tie a noose is unfortunately very real

Anti-Data Center organizing is really ramping up especially in the South.

a lot of the quote posts of this are in the "don't get your hopes up/don't be delusional" genre which, I think, miss the point.

the GOP is gonna be losing a lot more sleep at night if it's starting to look like they might have to fight to keep Mississippi.

we don't have to win there to fuck 'em up

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

One weird thing about watching the Boston Marathon: you see all of these different people with different body types and different running styles and you think "No way they are faster than me". But every single one of them is. By a lot.

Once Tulsi Gabbard is gone, he'll starting firing the men of color. Kash should be worried.

This is called Main Character Syndrome and Mitch Landrieu has one of the worst cases of that I've ever seen. www.nola.com/news/politic...

TVs in this airport bar are all sports talk, and even though I’m not really listening, the tone of the convo is so gross to me. Blowhard Know-It-All-ism on a loop. The type of talk that if overheard in real life, regardless of topic, would send me looking for alternate seating. So glad I’m a sissy.

If Mitch Landrieu runs for President I will need you to contribute to my Gofundme campaign so I can follow him across America making fart noises into a megaphone wherever he goes

what is the best sports event snack u ever ate

bonus if it was served in a little plastic helmet with the team logo but it is not a requirement

LOVE AND ROCKETS PRESTIGE HBO SERIES ADAPTATION

Oh, we about to get philosophical up in here.

Also, what a beautiful outfit. 🙏

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

I could reboot the shit out of The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr I tell you hwat

Hey, today a few of my peeps and I launched a fund raising money to support survivors of sexual violence and trafficking.

For people who've benefited from programs paid for by $ that (we learned later) caused great harm, & for people who just want to be part of bringing more healing: ashrufund.com

I am thrilled to be rusticating and discussing college radio - if you want me to contextualize your college’s radio history in person, let me know :) posters emphasizing the Jewell encouraged!

Supreme Court Justice Blasts Colleagues in Scathing Dissent The SCOTUS justice said she “cannot fathom” the decision.

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has rebuked her colleagues in a scathing solo dissent, claiming that she “cannot fathom” the majority’s decision.

fatphobia does a hell of a lot of damage to fat people, but it also means doctors overlook stuff that should probably be addressed with thin people, tbh, haha