Nice work doing the math, that’s substantially worse than I would have thought

Yuuuup, it sure is

the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long

lmao what on earth is this jargon

literally bringing history to life; bless you

Forget it, Jake. China is China.

Pobody’s nerfect

Worth watching I think. It gets pretty ridiculous at times but generally pulls it off

My quota is vanishing astonishingly rapidly right now. I had it revise a short-ish document earlier today and it immediately gobbled 10% of hourly quota and ~5% of weekly

Doesn’t the picture of the pyramids imply that dozens of square kilometers of Cairo were crushed under spaceship wreckage?

The hatch on the receiver aircraft? Just trying to level set here

It’s easy to imagine - just look at NROL-39

An organization with the self-seriousness of the Yankees, except it’s in the minor leagues

At the end of the day, to the extent they can’t keep any liabilities segregated at the refinery owner level, they probably aren’t incurring much in the way of additional environmental liability that they haven’t already picked up in a century of running an airline

Lmao, I had no idea they still owned it, I thought they had gotten rid of it years ago. I can’t imagine the output of that refinery covers very much of their consumption, but it seems like it should be a not terrible hedge…

Blarker County. Blalo Blinto County.

Don’t forget the private equity sinecure

I got a rescue dog last summer, he’s absolutely my best friend. Only thing is now I can’t make fun of those “I don’t know who rescued who” bumper stickers because it me

The man so nice, they named him twice

You’re right, that is an odd coincidence. What kind of basketball game is this?!

Those are actually two different teams, Merit and Skills. Weird though that they both seem to be wearing their home jerseys

I met him once, super nice guy. Please god don’t let him get milkshake ducked

I can’t, Sir. I’m woke!

So this is what whistling past the graveyard sounds like.

Pretty sure you’re more wrong than Rupar. Not sure what about the composition and processes of the national command authority *categorically* and *completely* rule out the use of nukes. Certain? No. Likely? No. A greater than 0% chance? Yup. Low, I think, very low, but not zero.

Guy who has only read “Red Storm Rising”:

“Getting some read ‘Red Storm Rising’ vibes off of this….”

Let’s do the fuckin’ news (said no on at the Times)

Either your dad and my stepdad are involved in the same enterprise, or possibly dubious geothermal projects have surpassed pickleball as the retired guy trendy activity du jour

Get some rest, Pam. You look tired.

Do you have a second valve for the sprinkler system somewhere in your lawn? Something between the backflow preventer and your water supply?