LL Cool J from the terrible movie Deep Blue Sea (Renny Harlan, 1999). In one of the the only redeeming scenes of the movie his character, facing certain death, records his final words to the world about the proper way to make an omelette

"We will start with the perfect falafel sandwich, which is made with two falafels not three"

Photo of the Cortland bridge with an open sidewalk crossing

Cortland bridge status: still open!

Photo of the muppet Dr Teeth

"Why couldn't you be more like the Teeth's son?

He's very successful, they must be so proud."

graffiti that says "train-sluts-drugs"

Ditch your car for public transport and you can truly have it all

Parabolas are sexy!

(Did algebra write this post?)

Image of two muppets lighting a menorah

This is news to me as far as Miss Piggy is concerned, but Dr Teeth is canonically M.O.T.

My hot take for today: April Fool's jokes are fine but most of us don't realize that we aren't funny enough to pull them off

Image of a manhole cover in Barcelona

#ManholeCoverMonday Barcelona edition.

My inner Chicago Homer exclaimed "Look, the Municipal Device!"

Fred Gwynne in full makeup as Herman Munster double fisting bottles of Schlitz in the studio commissary

Obligatory photo of Fred Gwynne double-fisting barley pops in the commissary

A Rio Carnival scene from the movie Moonraker featuring actors with giant papier mache heads

I loved him in Moonraker (Lewis Gilbert, 1979)

Get the Golds in there and I'm sold

Is this what Canadians say when they're asking for spare change?

That was definitely my impression. I call this "The Walton Goggins Effect."

I dig it! If I may humbly add:

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Can in a window casting a shadow on the floor

What we do in the shadows

Best explanation I ever got was that it makes sense within the framework of the original Olympics: a combat/martial skills competition that doesn't leave its participants actually dead

Visit Chicago for the regional variation colloquially known as "the sammich."

Couple two tree of those and you're set for the day

Yeah I've finally been getting back to the gym. Thanks for noticing!

Austin been going crazy with the TOD lately huh

No this trees. Rocks is different machine

Sir, this hot tub is a Wendy's

Alan Keyes has the chance to do the funniest thing

I'm like this but for multiple Sharpie markers

Said the phrase "cream rises to the top" in my head and now I'm doing the "guy at the computer finally gets it" meme

Photo of a youthful Rahm Emmanuel at the notorious Nazi march in Skokie, IL.

IMO the best thing Rahm can do is STFU, withdraw from his attempts to get back into public life, and return to his roots: trying to punch Nazis while shirtless.

At least he'd be doing something helpful.

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Nah but I'll take a look

Gotta say my kid self is disappointed in how infrequently I get to use/encounter the word "flensing" in my adult life. Thank you!

Dreaming of the ladies I could pull in the pizza slipper

photo of Chicago broadcaster Bob Sirott

photo of rapper Monie Love

I can too, but then again I've always been a bit of a culture vulture

My sources are telling me that it's a Mr Belvedere situation where he sat on his balls too hard?