Posts by Jess
Mango will lick the condensation on the outside of cans.
i'm pretty sure this is the literal nightmare of every suburban republican
He must have tried to kiss your ass. A grim way to die.
Yesterday it hit 80 degrees. Tonight there’s a frost warning. 🙃
Overheard at Cici’s Pizza: Why did you put a brownie on your pizza?
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FATE: Boom Goes A Grotesque Parody Of Reality
Be the temporary & insignificant lump of organic material you wish to see in the world.
Yall I love Pilgrim. I was so invested in this little rescue kitty’s story.
Oh yeah. In the park, churros. Nom nom nom. And the candy store on man street has these chocolate covered marshmallows on a stick. 👍
Outside the park, just a couple blocks from requiem there’s a small burger place- Varsity Burger. So good.
For the value, the fried chicken at Plaza Inn on Main Street. It’s heckin good. If you want a little fancier, there’s a monte cristo sandwich at the River Belle in New Orleans and the Parmesan fries. Those are probably my favorites.
pov you're the warrior of light and it is the Dawn of the Liberation of Ala Mhigo
i'm here being amuzed because snackle boxes are a thing
Jack @ me: Bananas are not food.
Me: *LOOKS*
Jack: wait
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
painting of various loose animals, an orca made of a sunflower pattern on a black background, a capybara wearing a fanny pack, a seal wearing a hat and holding a purse in its mouth, a flamingo wearing a lemon print shirt a dolphin smiling and a coral snake
summer
A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.
From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.
beautiful screaming slug
painting of a shoebill in the forest
balaeniceps rex
I can't say what's more unbelievable—that I'm a Loporrit, or that I quite enjoy it.
lol it took me probably a full season to realize they did that in the timeskip captions cause I’m never looking at the screen.
What I’m not doing cross stitch and watching Evil Lives Here on Discovery Plus nope
Yes that’s right I’m secretly one of those women who’s addicted to true crime yet does all the grandma-core crafting.
A surprising end to the LISK case. :o I remember listening to podcasts about this case probably seven years ago.