Why do you live on the set of a horror film

~leftist~ social media pages but they're posting ai generated memes

Don't talk to me after I've had my coffee. Coffee breath bad.

Sleepy bald bitch

Fuck yall this one was funny

Yall I'm bored

sometimes, when the espresso isn't hitting like it should, I ever so briefly consider doing cocaine. then I realize that it probably doesn't taste as good.

Leading with love and seeing where the fuck that takes me

What's a fella gotta do to get some (preferably gay) attention around here?

Go outside? Absolutely not.

Why can't I use the two sides of my brain to concentrate on music and an audio book at the same time?? Seems like a waste.

Trying to get ideas for this story by googling shit like this

Periods where I can't bring myself to write coincide with periods where I don't have the attention span to read. I'm sure that's not a coincidence. Anyway, time to rewatch the same three video essays over and over again till my brains leak outta my ears.

The lion doesn't concern himself with his check engine light (it's Brian he's the lion)

The doc saws my head open only to find a tiny K.K. Slider at his lil turntable from New Leaf. He's playing Butterfly by Smile DK.

The world really does get a little brighter whenever someone feels the courage and safety to come out

MY CARD. MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. AND STAY OUT! I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK ONTO ONE!!!

The Evansville Press, April 10,1916

Yes I'm still on bookface but shut up who is THAAAAT. That was a CHILD ☠️

in may 2022 I think I was three months on T? I haven't done any real transition timeline so seeing this, REALLY seeing it for the first time, is CRAZY to me.

Perched like an absolute freak

Truly a national landmark 🙏

Bro's bringing back the Hapsburg jaw

The Miror B. dancing rhythm game is about to go HARD

LMAO AT SOMEONE WITH MY EXACT FIRST/MIDDLE DEADNAME COMMENTING ON MY SHIT

Don't forget to block!

Missy the green eyed bobtail looking very content laying in the sun

She’s never had to open a Microsoft Teams. An email has never found her. She doesn’t need to “circle back” to someone. And that’s why she always looks so happy.

Omg do I look so tough?? 🥰

Devastated to realize that I can't express genuine vulnerability to those I care about most unless I pad it with a joke. I'm sure that says nothing significant about my psyche.

Accept that you will be the villain in someone else's story (i accidentally sped up when someone was trying to pass me on the highway)