Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

dril tweet from 2018: "the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most"

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

🚨 really old guy on Jeopardy this week 🚨

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

shine bright like a diamond, you stupid fuck

PUSHA T: Patent leather Bapes /Closet like Planet of the Bapes
ME: (still trying to figure out what Bapes are through context clues) that's so much bapes

‘It’s surreal’: US sanctions lock International Criminal Court judge out of daily life Canadian judge Kimberly Prost is unable to use credit cards, transfer money or book everyday services in what she calls an attack on the independence of the judiciary

It is to Canada's shame we have not spoken out or supported a Canadian judge being sanctioned by the US

Her life is frozen. She cannot use credit cards, travel, move money, or access email. This is not sustainable

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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…

“I did this because, in ways you might think I’d have outgrown by now, I’m a fucking idiot.”

Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

All election panels should have at least one person who is vaping

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison GREENBELT, MD—Decrying the deportation as “wholly lawless,” U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis ruled Monday that the Trump administration had three days to return her to the United States from a Salvadoran prison or face contempt of court charges. “Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents had no legal basis upon which to send me, a U.S. citizen […]

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
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trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!"

democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*

(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

What year does he think it is?

everyone gang up on america time

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

the people who built this thing need to be caned in public until they lose consciousness

The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant

he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived

Judith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’ A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, the thinker welcomes EL PAÍS in California after being voted one of the most influential minds in the world

"If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic."

Period.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr © K Follow @RobertKennedyJr FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, nutraceuticals and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you: 1. Preserve your records, and 2. Pack your bags.

welcome to the Age of Diarrhea