Kendrick just straight dug to the center of the earth to bury Drake

Regardless of how I feel about the TikTok ban (it's dumb) - ignoring the law because we don't "like it" seems...bad.

MyShake is good in theory but it's super delayed - the one in Cobb is not showing up for example

Let me tell ya, feeling the ground shake under you during an earthquake while the building around you sways and creaks doesn't get less scary with time. 🫠

🫡

"Get your Snowflake on your Woorl and scale your Cubies"

Jerry and Kramer meme Jerry: Kramer what’s going on in there? Blue Sky logo Kramer: We’re skeetin Jerry

me reading as many skeets as i want

would pay for the feature

almost got hit by a nun in a minivan this morning and I can't stop thinking about how amazing a band name that is

hey now,
you're a doug star,
get the show on, get paid

the War on Dougs has been a major success and we don’t talk about it often enough

New season of The Great is pretty good.

IM DOING SOMETHING

starting to think you're just here for the zip line

dying

"I'm the eldest boy!"

I took a 5 minute break and the entire feed went animorphs

the bluesky meme saturation speed is unlike anything we've ever seen in memestory

we really don't talk enough about the terribly great The Shadow movie

we only use 10% of our brain territory

brain feels like it's made of impossible meat today

I think I've consumed all of The Rookie in TikTok portions. What's the keto version of a media diet.

this is where I skeet from

I'm out of practice for a game like this one, gonna train to get into shitpost shape for the summer 🏋🏻

lmao

tired: woke mind virus

wired: bluecheck brainworms