who do you think is in charge of coming up with the little horny messages on taco bellsprout hot sauce packets? do you think they'll be looking to hire a new creative any time soon?

what he said

Munna love me Gengar fear me Deerling turn their gaze from me as I pass No ultra beast dare make a sound in my presence I am alone on this barren earth

Fuck shit up. FUCK SHIT UPPPPPP.

Been saying it for years.

do u wanna borrow the bat

this bat wasn't even mine i just found it!

alright fine i forgive you 🌈✨️

KINDA COOL AND COOL AREN'T THE SAME WHY ARE THEY THE SAME CATEGORY

tough crowd

nah she means well

phoebe....

be nice.....to my FRIEND

WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT

oh i see, he called me old because he only has 20-something fingers

im not dull-witted i just read that way if you dont understand my character motivations

🪲‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

Hm.

you lot oughtta value love and human connection and your fellow man more or it's all gonna come crumbling down and i'll be standing on top of it BY MYSELF

whateverrrr time comes for us all baby, u scared? gonna get a wrinkle?

WHADDYA MEAN OLD

i KNOW you can do better than that

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

◇ i do intend to make a nicer pin but for now just know that sidney is galarian (sorry) and he looks like this (you're welcome) (this art is really old)

say fuck right now

// hello hi my name is midi!! it's been a few years since i've done rp in this format so i'm rusty, apologies:) i'm very small and everything is scary but please feel free to bug my guys!

◇ pfp is mine, pinned and header are official. selective with interactions. 18+

◇ written by midi! late 20s, they/he. i'm a twitter rp refugee, please be patient.

◇ post-oras elite four sidney, heavily headcanon-based. early/mid 30's. uncle who buys you horror movies and lets you try a cigarette just one time. audhd, aries, pan, punk as hell. ex-criminal.