🎬 Meh. Dark and gritty and very forgettable. Slightly confusing as well. It’s not technically bad it just lacks overall - refusing to be original or stand out in any way.
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🎬 Not sure why this has so many negative reviews. It’s not groundbreaking or anything but it is a novel plot (yes there are holes) pulled off with enough competence to make it very watchable (although the last minute was kind of dumb but not enough to ruin it).
🎬 Anthology with a low score that isn’t low enough to make it fun bad. The stories got marginally better as they went but just not good overall.
🎬 I got most of the twist 30 minutes in. Overall doesn’t make much sense. Was just ok - would have been better as a drama I think.
🎬 This was just ok. I expected more somehow. The weak point was the story. The mother, even though she works in the medical field, has zero intellectual curiosity about what is happening to her son to try and fix it, rather than just treating the symptom. I just can’t buy that and it lost me.
🎬 It’s a bad green screen remake of The Shallows by a scriptwriter who isn’t good enough to only have 1 character. Too good to be bad fun, so it ends up just being awful.
🎬 I wasn’t terribly impressed with the first one but this one is a whole lot of fun. They scrapped horror for action and did it pretty well.
🎬 Grindhouse wannabe that is tonally uneven and has sections of obvious crappy green screen. It has some laughs but overall isn’t good enough to pull off what it wants to do.
🎬 Ok idea but awful execution, the entire thing is green screen and watching the jerky washed out images is exhausting. So it wears thin quickly.
🎬 Fun comedy sci-fi thing from the director of the new Deathstalker. Very throwback and very fun while being totally terrible and silly. Dude loves his practical effects.
🎬 On first viewing it’s not bad at all. But when it settles, you see missed opportunity for commentary. You see overly dramatic bits followed by a killing - rinse repeat. You see holes in the world building. All adding up to something only average.
Shame.
Cutting the Arts from schools was a serious mistake that has been to the detriment of going on 3 generations of students. Music helps tremendously with math. Seen the math scores recently for Americans? The state of our schools is a crime. Get rid of the goddamn tech and bring back music and art.
🎬 Absolutely phenomenal if a bit schmaltzy.
Shame Richard didn’t get his second Oscar. Certainly as worthy a performance as Nicholas Cage. Flash vs nuance. (Frankly it’s a more mature superior performance to his Goodbye Girl win)
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🎬 A Neil Simon written piece of misery with very little comedy inside. No one here is particularly likable. Everyone is miserable all the time. I mean it was well made and decently acted but it was not a fun watch. Just 2 hours of people being unpleasant to each other basically.
🎬 It’s serviceable and that’s about it. It’s a perfectly acceptable watch and Dreyfuss and Sarandon do just fine but it’s not special in any way. It’s a generic romantic comedy where the kid sets up his mom and the normal hijinks ensue with a totally predictable story and ending.
Nolte on the other hand plays his part so indifferent that you can't glean any motivations. Is he a sociopath? Is he just clueless? Is he crazy? Unknown, so the ending really makes damn near no sense at all. It just doesn't work for me. However it did gangbusters box office.
🎬 Didn't like this in the 80's and not a huge fan now. It's not funny enough to be called a comedy but it's also not a drama. It isn't really social satire either.
Anyway, it's ok if you go in with no expectations. Dreyfuss does his best as does Midler.
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John Badham crafted a poignant film here only to completely switch gears to Blue Thunder after - his career is wild. There is an absolutely lovely black and white ballerina memory sequence that is pure art and love of form. Just beautiful.
🎬 Dreyfuss was so drugged he has no recollection of even making this film - however his performance is fantastic - funny and warm but with an understandable undercurrent of dark anger and sadness. Must be difficult to act without being able to move but he is tonally perfect throughout.
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The subplot of the Russian defector is silly but necessary so easily forgiven.
My issue is I really don’t like classical music and don’t really appreciate the actual piano work, so I wish there was less of it and more of the love affair which worked so well.
🎬 Amy Irving and Dreyfuss make a really good looking couple and their chemistry is fantastic. That being said the rest of the film is just ok for me. They do look convincing playing the piano even though they aren’t.
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That is precisely where I was.
🎬 Gotta say this wasn’t great. Dreyfuss was fine but the film was very meandering with a diffuse plot about politics that just wasn’t terribly interesting nor made interesting via film work. This may be due to the director being a tv guy and used to that format and style? Dunno. Just wasn’t great.
Dreyfuss won best actor here with his quintessential performance. He is warm and charming and witty and weird and frenetic. Watching him is fantastic, and like Jaws he balances his performance off the more restrained Mason.
Lovely film.
🎬 This film is stuffed with, what is now considered cliches, and takes a wild tone shift from banter to romance in the third act and yet…
It works. It works so so well.
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🎬 I remember after seeing this as a kid in the theater thinking it was a better film than Star Wars. It is. (I mean it’s Spielberg)
Dreyfuss is spectacular here dealing with his growing obsession he doesn’t understand. The effects are top notch even by today’s standards.
Wonderful film.
🎬 What is there to say? It’s Jaws. Brilliant, with the best drunken male bonding scene ever put to film. Dreyfuss is fantastic with his high energy performance balancing out Scheider, and Shaw has the greatest soliloquy ever.
It gets better as Dreyfuss and Harper are left alone, slowing down allowing them to actually act, but it's hard to connect with them.
There is potential - glimpses - of what could have been and that’s a shame.
Not sure why this was rated X at the time. This is barely R by today’s standards.
🎬 What a strange film. It’s written, directed and staged like a play.
The actors do a good job with the crappy dialog they are given. It’s either too fast or verbal sparring that just doesn’t work as a film much at all. The quiet bits are the best but there are just too few of them.
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