in the sense that—! Ugh.

I was too busy taking it

i am more than just the occasional cat tweet! ... right?

I will flirt with you right up until day one of your “fitness journey” but not a day later!

saying “do not gaslight me right now” when you’re the one gaslighting 👌🏼

you're right girl, you DON'T think!

i hope they're still making minion movies long after i'm gone 💛

:(

all this time we’ve been having gross dinners you could’ve made this??

what’s up buttercups

the Billie Eilish boomerang iridectomy

everyone a muppet except for her

I always thought it was “rear-fried beans” but it doesn’t make sense when you think about it.

Love polymarket ads on Grindr. Will he tap you back? Place your bets.

daisy yoo hoo

oh no

no no. that wasn’t a question.

are we ready as a culture to admit we were unfair to this one

On the USPS FAQ page like where the FAQ is my package 😤

out: gym transformations
in: this —

god is a woman because no man could have ever thought up cats

"sometimes it's like my cat Edward has scissors for hands..."
- Tim Burton in 1990, probably

some days you never want to post again; some days posting is all you have.

Google said “also, shout out to Audre Lorde”

is this a solution?

Roku city should have elections we can participate in, I’m not on board with all these infrastructure projects

ngl if Greenie’s expanded into human snacks I could go for that

Tonight on 20/20: Life After Brainrot

stop the presses, Gay Guy has returned from brazil ‼️

i follow some real idiots 😂 not u, tho. well —