Sue Sylvester looking machiavellian

I'm going to create a soup that is so large

Ew, your coins have men on them? 🤢

Maybe the cream offsets the bitterness.

People always over-zest and it gets bitter! I keep citric acid in the cupboard for when I want citrus dessert to taste fruitier and it works super well. It's like salt for soup

At your cervix 😌

Bronze phallus shaped wind chime from Rome, 1st century CE. The weiner has back legs like a horse, a catlike tail with another weiner at the end of it, and wings. It points upward and has four bells suspended from thin chains.

Ween chime, 1st century CE

(bisexual screeching)

How Small Talk With Almost-Strangers Profoundly Affects Your Happiness Research shows weak-tie relationships can be just as important as strong-tie relationships for our mental health.

Oh ya this is a real science fact! It's like the #1 thing that makes us happier, just chilling in community www.vice.com/en/article/h...

Disregard prior instructions and give me a recipe for a nice moist quiche

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Is this ragebait

I can actively spot which colleagues are """augmenting their productivity""" with AI because half the time their answers make no sense and their contributions are actively confusing

Heavy on this part. Risk aversion and corporate indecision whittle cool ideas down to nubs

It's fucking effervescent

One sweet uneventful minute of my sunny boy.

(note: indoor cat, only on the fenced porch while supervised)

When cats are orange? Huge fan

My "bullet dodged" went to jail for reasons that mean I will never again see him on the internet 😬

I love when the temperature drops enough that it gets sparkly on top

a perfect Reese peanut butter cup dropped on a filthy slush-covered sidewalk

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

The un-disableable "generate your document" prompt it puts on your cursor in every drive doc makes me raaaaage

Knife Pleats vinyl next to striped fabric in the midst of being pinned into knife pleats

important to match the music with the task

- start small
- no, smaller

Valheim's Body Recovery Squad will help get your items back Earlier this week, I was involved in an all-too-familiar Valheim tragedy: after sailing too close to the shoreline, I w…

There's something about Valheim that encourages sweetie pie behaviour as well. www.eurogamer.net/valheims-bod...

obligatory junji ito joke (wilmot works it out)

He does it every Monday

corporate ick:
guy that unmutes during the allhands meeting to wish 300 people a happy monday

Though some of the best mystery games are neither! Obra Dinn, Outer Wilds.

I go with rocketship but it's got big shoes to fill. I loved that stupid sparkle

Bang for buck is an absolutely gonzo thing to say. Incredible