Other than protecting pedophiles, the GOP isn’t very good at stuff.

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All of America

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The Mets have NEVER sucked before, so…

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“Uncertainty for losers.”

Fuck Dave Chappelle.

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Is eccentric a British word for pedophile?

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“I nominate King Charles!”

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lol. Red lines.

Fear-free investing with Jim Cramer…

“I wonder if it’s Taco Tuesday?”

I ordered “regular” spicy at a Thai restaurant in Queens and clearly didn’t understand the consequences of that casual decision. 🔥

Poblano - Elven Fighter/Magic User!

Why will it elude anyone? He raped children. Watch his interview with the kid on his lap who later reported the abuse. MJ is literally salivating looking at the kid. Play it on repeat. JFC!

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“Even Head Diet Coke Getter has been seriously discussed…”

To blow your nose in it when the feeling strikes…

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“I could have dated Brad Pitt if he was gayer.” - Me

Fuck Dave Chappelle

“How could I have known?!?”

#gfy

Could have checked Polymarket twenty minutes ago to learn this, amirite?

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“And, now that pedophiles are in power, it would be impolite to bring up how handsy the King of Pop was during his infamous ‘sleepovers’…”

Note to the American people. Clean sweep when Trump is gone. All trash removed from Federal bench and government posts.

He’s wishing she was still alive so he wouldn’t have to deal with all this bullshit…

“Who could have known?”

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What we’ll remember, though…

“It’s not just their laissez-faire attitude towards massages in underwear, it’s more than that…”

#Ukraine’s Permanent Representative to the UN, Andrii Melnyk:

Thirty-five million Russians have no toilet at home.

On the one hand, Russia demands recognition as a "great superpower," claiming the right to redraw state borders by force and impose a new sphere of influence⤵️