He hit that Trump celly

I’m gonna tell my kids this is JD Vance

Was at out the California Capital Airshow this weekend. Lots more to go through but some of my faves so far.

Trumpsters when you ask them to explain why they believe these new tariffs will be good for the country after explaining that his tariffs in 2018/2019 increased taxes on the average US household by ~$600:

It would be an absolute shame if that highlighted email was spammed about the highest office in the land being occupied by a DEI hire

My babies 😍

A social distancing cheat chart:

I really need to learn how to braid my daughter’s hair better because I absolutely suck at it

Best leadoff hitter ever
Best base stealer ever
One of the best centerfielders ever
Oakland legend
Rickey Forever

Rickey Henderson, Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, dead at 65 Rickey Henderson, a Baseball Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, has died, The Post has confirmed.

I’m in absolute shock

nypost.com/2024/12/21/s...

Man of Steal gone 😭

Damn JJ that was a walk in lmao

😭

49ers’ Nick Bosa says De’Vondre Campbell was acting up before Thursday’s game Bosa on Monday shared strong opinions about the 49ers defense and coordinator Nick Sorensen — he wants the status quo in 2025.

Nick Bosa shares his thoughts on the 49ers defense, how they should proceed in the offseason …

www.nytimes.com/athletic/599...

If only they had Jesus in schools…oh wait

MAGAs love that bj pong 🤣

Feeling immensely powerful after acquiring my new library card

Very interested to see how Bill Belichick, who got regularly furious with the greatest quarterback of all time and a legendary field general in Tom Brady, interfaces with a 19 year old doing a bad Mahomes impression with 49 seconds left and one timeout

Don’t mind me just figured out how I can stream the game on my golf sim 😮‍💨

My hokas got me through the salkantay trek with 30lbs on my back

Damn, the crypto hoes have infiltrated the sky

Wut

Breakfast pizza from Pizzeria Limone at SLC airport:
Egg
Jalapeño
Bacon
Sausage
Onion
Potato slices

I get it every time I’m there!

Just got upgraded to first class 😮‍💨

🤤

Y’all @zgrier24.bsky.social is finally here to provide us with awful food takes on the Sky

LFG 💪🏻

Update: I forgot she hates food messes on the table