That’s a dumb pitch call 2-2. He missed those two sliders by two feet each!

In that he looks like he was grown in a lab to hit home runs yet prefers to squeak grounders through the hole, Eloy Jimenez was born to be a Blue Jay.

Scott Boras prowling a subterranean field-side bunker during Jays/Angels is a little on the nose.

Arnsberg?

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire

Insanely niche audience for this one but everything people say about Geese is almost 100% true of Drain.

Nico O’Reilly is a beast.

Nolan Arenado is so comprehensively cooked that his numbers this season are almost as bad as Bo Bichette’s

I will say I like Sesko a lot. He’s a really fun player to watch. But the stink? The stink is on him.

Agent Garnacho really giving it his all today

Chelsea v United is an interesting match to watch because every time they switch to a tight shot of a player you get to say “ugh fuck THAT guy” to yourself.

75% of pitchers the moment they attempt to field a batted ball.

“he's an ace pitcher who hits 50 homers a year! I'll never not be amazed at that!” Preach.

The Yankees should convince Mike Trout to request a trade there. I am not a crackpot

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RIP JERRY REMY TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD

Nice! Next step: abandon Twitter completely

Granit Xhaka you are a golden god

“Second again ole ole” Bournemouth fans living above their station

Absolutely massive ⚒️

Corbin Carroll? Game’s gone

That CRT monitor goes crazy

TUI (as long as I’m still alive) (this child is currently wrapping his first year of college)

Modern Life is War blud

If I find this one it’s yours (I’m currently combing through my own Facebook)

Incredible. Let me do a crate dig and I’ll see which ones are salvageable. I don’t know i could part with this one (I’m going to see Terror in six weeks)

Circa 2007

So many. So many boxes.

We’re far enough into Mike Trout’s decline that those of us who lived through his peak have to incredulously post about it again. Too many younger people will have missed it because Trout spent his charisma-free life hitting piss missiles into the relevancy void of Outer Mongolaheim.

Times are changing (for the worse)

It’s this one

I move that the Rockies replace hapless manager Warren Schaeffer with Walter Schreifels.

Kevin Gausman is the best.